Sunday Evening Captions.....royal Birth

[DTCwordfan]

Captions please - as it's a tad tedious here tonight.

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"Nicola Sturgeon has already got you marked as the first President of the Republic of Scotland."

[tonyav]

Thats one hell of a rock on your finger, mom. Will it be mine one day ?.

[Psybbo]

Balmoral is mine, hands off Nicola

[weecalf]

You would think with all the money around the could have got a matching shawl and cap.

[mushroom25]

buy my mum's yummy mummy tummy exercise video, out soon.....

[Baldric]

Just like her Father, see she's got Harry's nose!

[DTCwordfan]

keep them coming, love the Balmoral and Harry one, the rock one also good!

[DTCwordfan]

I'm heavier at birth than Grandma Diana, you know......

[Baldric]

"The royal baby has left the hospital. She will now go to one of the royal estates, where she will rest comfortably — for the next 80 years."

[Baldric]

This royal baby is forth in line for the throne. To which Prince Charles said, 'It's a really slow-moving line.

[Baldric]

"Buckingham Palace announced the child's gender. I wish they'd do the same with Camilla."

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^

[DTCwordfan]

Love the last one, though to which orifice was Charlie-boy referring to, when he wanted to be her Tampax?

[DaisyNonna]

Poor Baldric must be in pain to be so unpleasant

[Baldric]

"Kate said it was a tricky delivery because of the whole silver spoon thing."

[douglas9401]

And after an 8lb 3oz delivery, mummy says daddy needs to get another hobby at least till she stops making clapping sounds when she walks.

[marval]

I refuse to smile for the press.