Royal's

[redvanman]

Why are we getting the royal baby pushed down our throats

[redvanman]

the papers as well

[B00]

"Why are we getting the royal baby pushed down our throats "

Not sure I could eat a full one.

[1ozzy]

Even if it was served up with a nice creamy Diane sauce?

[B00]

lol, very good ^

[Sipowicz]

.....and some Jersey royals?

[B00]

Haha!

[1ozzy]

^^Phew,^^
I can sleep soundly tonight.

[Peter Pedant]

Havent you got an off switch ?

your telly I mean not you personally

[daveygh]

had to laugh - i had this come up on my facebook

The Royal Baby was born this morning. I've always been (like most of the world) in awe of the wonder that is Princess Kate, but my lady garden shrank in horror when I saw her gloriously coiffed postpartum ass tottering in heels on the steps of the maternity wing a mere ten hours after *** out a watermelon.

I realize the wife of the heir to the throne has a team of stylists and 'people' and they earned their money today. Standing in front of the hoards of admirers, new princess sleeping peacefully in her arms, Kate looked like she'd spent a few hours at the spa, not like she just evicted an 8 plus pound crotchfruit from the Royal Whiskerbiscuit.

When I was twelve hours post vaginal expulsion, it took a great deal of negotiating with God Himself just to waddle across the room and hover above the toilet. Walking hurt, laughing hurt, pissing hurt and I vowed never to *** ever again. And I looked more pregnant when I left than when I got there.

Anyway, I hope that under the Duchess's lovely Jenny Packham was a frozen maxi pad, a wad of tucks and a not-yet-worn-off episiotomy anesthetic. And I hope she crawled out of that Range Rover and straight into a pair of ratty yoga pants and huge comfy bed where she could snuggle with her sweet babies.

Fine...I might be a little jealous of that part, too.

All hail the new princess! heart emoticon