Fishy Business

[sunny-dave]

Due to a typo in a text message, I've just come home to find my lover wearing scampi underwear ...

[Svejk]

Cue disgusting puns.

[retrocop]

Do you mean a cod piece was in plaice?

[dannyk13]

Bet he was feeling a bit battered

[McMouse]

I'm floundering for a post. Used to be a dab hand at this.

[RATTER15]

complete with crabs?

[retrocop]

Must of been having a whale of a time.

[Quoi]

well you said you wanted it on a plate....

[Canary42]

That took me back to the Seventies pub meals - remember Scampi in the Basket, a very popular dish at the time. never see it these days !i

[EDDIE51]

I went to an Irish pub, they served 'soup in a basket '

[EDDIE51]

Did she bare her sole?

[janbee]

:-)

[marval]

lol

[whiskeryron]

Like the unfortunate very short sighted vicar who was passing Billingsgate fish market late one night & remarked '' goodnight ladies''