Gailforce

[excelsior-1]

Hello everyone.

This is Gailforce, I am spending the afternoon with Excelsior, we are having some drinks and he is telling me about his god-daughter's baby & showing me a picture.

He is letting me use his tablet to pop in and say hi, and thank those of you who were nice to me during my brief membership.

If he behaves himself I might just take him out for a celebratory meal tonight.

Gotta go, take care of yourselves X

[gness]

I have to put my clothes back on?.......Have you any idea how long it took to get out of the corsets!....:-(

[Tilly2]

Have a nice, cool shower.

[lady-janine]

don't worry about drinking the wine diz. gness will look after any share you think belongs to anyone else.

[DTCwordfan]

85 year old marries a 30 year old girl

9 months later he dies. Her friends leave a respectable amount of time.

Then, "What was he like?"

"Oh very generous, considerate, learned......"
"We don't mean like that, what was he like in bed?"
Oh Fantastic.....took his time, knew how to get a girl excited, none of this wham bag, thank-you ma'am sex."

"In fact, to the sound of the church bells on Sunday, we'd lie in bed and do it, Ding, Dong, Ding Dong, In Out, In Out, well you get the image, I am sure.....

She reflected for a second or two.

"He'd still be alive if that fire engine hadn't gone past."

[gness]

LadyJ!!!...As if!!!!

[Slapshot]

Funcy in here tonight....ust had some local scallops black pud and apple sauce for a starter, then that classic dish, Beouf hachis avec des mushy pommes de terre.... ;)

[mrs.chappie]

Gail and Excelsior, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G. :o)

(Bu-88er this 'growing up' lark. That's for old fogies, innit?)

[gness]

God help any man who went up a tree with me, MrsC...... :-)

But you're right....who wants to grow up and be grumpy.......x

[Slapshot]

...yeah.......G would have her chainsaw with her... ;) xx