Just knocked a full glass of wine over onto a glass topped table. Glass smashed into smithereens, OH not happy, his laptop got drenched. I cut my thumb on broken glass, took ages to mop up the mess.
My first meal with the boyfriend and his parents. Everything was on the table... the gateleg table which hadn't been clipped into place properly.
I sat down, crossed my legs and kicked the leg away.
The table leaf dropped and deposited the food, crockery and cutlery into my lap....