Random Caption Competition

[excelsior-1]

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i'll choose best answer first thing tomorrow morning

[melv16]

You've got a lifetime of this lad!

[Svejk]

I'm missing Batman for this!

[Tilly2]

I wonder if I can break this wrist as well? They might let me go.

[Elina]

Another hour till the buffets open!

[Peaspeculiars]

''they broke that arm to get me to be page boy, will they break this one too when I tell them I've lost the ring?''

[yogi-bear]

'No, my right arm....you know I'll never get away with it'!

[MichaelZZ]

Phew! So far so good. No hairs growing on the back of this hand. I'll check the palm in a minute.

[yogi-bear]

Or

OK, Mr Hand...After three, we're going in!

[DTCwordfan]

What have I become?
My sweetest Tory friend;
everyone I know goes away in the end.
And you could have it all:
my Labour empire of Fleet Street dirt.
I will let you down.
I will make you hurt.”

Ode from Sally Bercow to John Bercow's cousin, Alan, or was it her hubby?

[yogi-bear]

You on the right thread DTC? :-)

[Prudie]

shucks! to think I believed mum when she said I'd grow into this suit in no time.

[DTCwordfan]

Yep, he's reading it.

[-Talbot-]

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

[yogi-bear]

Okey dokey, DTC.....in that case, very good :-)

[Mamyalynne]

"I must get a little hand on this watch".

[Hopkirk]

That's the last time I go to Simon Cowell's tailor.

[jourdain2]

'Can't get used to looking at my right wrist to check my watch.'

[askyourgran]

Yuk,I think I've weed on my sleeve.

[slinky.kate]

'Watch it wee fella'

[Caribeing]

Is this a remake of Clockwork Orange!!