Are You A B Chaps Smooth ...

[sunny-dave]

... or not?

Would you risk this new gadget ....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/fashion-and-style/11590582/Why-are-so-many-men-shaving-their-private-parts.html

... me, I'm not convinced at all

[Zacs-Master]

It's all to,do,with the porn industry. They're all bald on there.

[gness]

Night, J......sleep well......and wipe the smile off.....☺

[jourdain2]

Trying, gness x

[shoota]

I'm going to appoint Jourdain as my depilatrix

[jourdain2]

I'm fairly well booked-up shoota - but I'll make a note :o)x

[gness]

So...you don't trust me and my cut throat, Shoota?....☺

[tonyav]

Ahhhhggggg, John Bobbitt !.

[shoota]

Who cut your throat G?
Point 'em out and I'll bash'em...

[EDDIE51]

The Mayor of Bayswater
He had such a lovely daughter
But the hairs on her diky dydo
Hung down to her knees.


One black one
One white one
And one with a bit of s*** on
And one with a fairy light on
To show us the Way

[gness]

He made a mint didn't he, Tony?

Thanks, Shoota......I'll send you the list...x

[gness]

Lord, Eddie....you're like a Jack in the Box.....a surprising Jack in the Box!

[tonyav]

gness
He made a mint didn't he, Tony?

Dunno gness, if he did it wasn't worth it !.

[EDDIE51]

I used to run the bar in a Rugby club !

[tonyav]

Reminds me of our school coach trips, Eddie. Ah happy days.

[Mags22]

Best laugh I've had All week? Does it itch wHen It grows back in? ( the Hair I mean, not the missing 'bits')

[shoota]

A little, but only until the next shave....

[cupid04]

Do you use after shave, shoota ;-)

[shoota]

No Cupes, do you?

A little E45 lotion is all that is needed - and someone to apply it....