Should We Be Worried By

[-Talbot-]

women wearing jeans and the effect it has on them?

[retrocop]

No .I have other things to worry about. What effect?

[naomi24]

What effect?

[-Talbot-]

Terrorism, rising inflation, natural disasters ... you know that sort of stuff.

[naomi24]

Oops .... I didn't think of that! I'm off to change!!

[-Talbot-]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/581842/Maulana-Fazlur-Rehman-Pakistan-cleric-politician-jeans-earthquakes-odd-weird-news

[RandyMarsh]

If they wear the more traditional zip fly jeans then with proper coaching it should be ok, we need to worry when the button fly start waving their banners and demanding the end of the zipionst.

[RandyMarsh]

***, it is a real story!

[naomi24]

Oh gawd, Talbot! I might have guessed. And people listen to idiots like him!

[wiltsman]

it worries me - they should be wearing short skirts, ra ra petticoats and stockings and suspenders!

[atalanta]

Wiltsman, have you been spying on me ? That's exactly what I am wearing.

[Old_Geezer]

I know the effect women wearing jeans have on me.
Well snug fitting ones anyway. Not so keen on baggy ones.

[wiltsman]

atalanta - where are you? Haven't seen you around Wiltshire ... lol.

[-Talbot-]

Wiltsman, have you been spying on me ? That's exactly what I am wearing.


ok, just to be clear because I always had you down for a man, atlanta.
Are you male or female?......not that I'm judging, what you do in your spare time is up to you.

[atalanta]

Talbot - should I be flattered that you think me a man ? Actually I am flattered that you read my stuff at all. My senhal is Atalanta, because of the mythological princess of that name, who could run faster than the wind, and could only be outdone by a man if he cheated.
Make whatever you like of that.
But, now I come to think of it, lots of chaps wear stockings and suspender belts. Don't know about the ra-ra petticoats, though.
Are you now even more confused ?

[-Talbot-]

I think it's your adams apple and deep voice that fooled me, atlanta (perhaps that's another side effect of the jeans?) ;0)

[atalanta]

I had a pair of jeans when I was twenty, and they were so uncomfortable that I have never bought a pair since. They got covered with hop-pollen, so I was relieved to have an excuse to throw them away. (Hop dust never comes out)

[mccfluff]

i have both button fly and zip jeans, am i safe? i could cause a natural disaster bending over in the damn things.....