Accident At Work

[magicmick]

My friend fell into a upholstery machine at work,

I rang his wife she said he is now fully recovered.

[cupid04]

lol!

[excelsior-1]

sofa, so good then

[magicmick]

They brought him home from hospital in di van.

[ABSpareEditor]

Hmm, this story sounds fabricated to me.

[Baldric]

He's ok now, but he was well ruched for a while!

[retrocop]

How Suite. xx

[magicmick]

He is moving to Chesterfield to feel at home.

[marval]

I hope he will settle back at work.

[marval]

An amateur magician accidentally turns his wife into a settee and his two kids into armchairs.

He starts to panic. He tries every trick in the book but none work so, in desperation, he decides to take them to hospital.

Once at casualty, the magician spends a sleepless night while the medical staff run numerous tests on the unfortunate woman and children.

Finally, the head doctor comes out into the corridor to speak to the magician.

"How are my family?" he asks worriedly, "Are they alright?"

The doctor replies, "They’re comfortable..."

[Svejk]

Doubt it, I heard he's stuffed. ;-(

[marval]

Well his name was Otto Man

[MargoTester]

C ouch!

[mallyh]

this silly joke has made me giggle all day lol