joke periodic table

[jonskinner28]

ther used to be a joke periodic table floating around on the internet with elements like water, wood geraniums etc. does anyone know wher it might be?

cheers
jon

[mibn2cweus]

periodic table of rejected elements

[jake-the-peg]

That link doesn't work for me - try

http://periodictable.com/pages/AAE_RejectedPT.html

[BigMac]

Excellent question and an excellent link, jake-the-peg.

Take three stars - each.

[rojash]

Mib-thingy-wotsit's (how DO you pronounce that name?) link worked fine for me, and leads to a much higher quality representation of the same chart.

[heathfield]

Good Fun! First link worked for me too. But surely the listings ending in 'ine' cannot be elements?

[shammydodger]

Why not? Fluorine, chlorine, bromine, Iodine and astatine are bona fide elements.

[mibn2cweus]

rojash, Am I bein� too see-we-yus? No! I�m bein� val-we val-we see-we-yus! Maybe, just maybe, a wee bit too see-we-yus. The point is to keep �em guessin�. I don�t much care for people, simply, taking my word for it; (bein� as I�m wrong about half the time anyway). My primary goal is to stimulate thought and promote understanding, lol.

Hey, You asked for it! Thanx 4 askin, all the same.

[heathfield]

shammydodger - No, they're not elements, since they are compounds of more than one material.

[heathfield]

Oops, sorry shammydodger, mixing my 'ine' with my 'in' and 'ide' (I really mustn't rush these replies!)

[spook]

if you want to impress at parties, have you ever thought of learning the "elements "song by Tom Lehrer, or just looking up a copy of it. it's very good for a laugh, i promise.

[spook]

try

[spook]

sorry about last post it should read

try this link you might get a laugh out of it

http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html

hope it works.