This Takes The Biscuit.

sandyRoe | 08:35 Tue 23rd Jun 2015 | ChatterBank

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http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/throwing-biscuit-is-a-violent-crime-say-police/ar-AAbWQD0

Will throwing bread rolls be frowned on, too?

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There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a...

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pastafreak

I think the use of a stinging nettle to commit ABH is even more shocking. What's the world coming to?
I once assaulted a co-worker with a wet tea towel. I suppose I'd be ending my custodial sentence about now...