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And Now The News
In an action packed magazine this season, we bring you local and farming news.
But first what’s happening in parliament.
A recent survey has revealed that 90% of politicians have not learnt to swim. The reason being they couldn’t keep their mouths shut.
The MP for Norwich has come up with a good idea for shortening dole queues. He’s asking people to stand closer together.
Questions were asked in the house as to whether cross-eyed teachers can control their pupils. And can divers with chicken pox come up to scratch.
A government spokesman told the house that milk production could be increased by 10%, if farmers pulled together.
And news from around and about.
A new cookery book was launched today, entitled “One hundred ways of cooking senna pods.” By The Galloping Gourmet.
Growers in Tunstead have succeeded in growing a pepper whose seeds when eaten, increase virility. People wanting more information please contact, Clampit & sons, & sons, & sons & sons.
And finally, with the increase in oil food prices, it’s bad news for hens. Eggs are going back up.
But first what’s happening in parliament.
A recent survey has revealed that 90% of politicians have not learnt to swim. The reason being they couldn’t keep their mouths shut.
The MP for Norwich has come up with a good idea for shortening dole queues. He’s asking people to stand closer together.
Questions were asked in the house as to whether cross-eyed teachers can control their pupils. And can divers with chicken pox come up to scratch.
A government spokesman told the house that milk production could be increased by 10%, if farmers pulled together.
And news from around and about.
A new cookery book was launched today, entitled “One hundred ways of cooking senna pods.” By The Galloping Gourmet.
Growers in Tunstead have succeeded in growing a pepper whose seeds when eaten, increase virility. People wanting more information please contact, Clampit & sons, & sons, & sons & sons.
And finally, with the increase in oil food prices, it’s bad news for hens. Eggs are going back up.
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