My Wig's Gone Missing

[bibblebub]

I reported it to the police and they're now combing the area.

[Bazile]

//I reported it to the police and they're now combing the area.//

Their investigations will ascertain that it was stolen by a copper ; so there will be a cover up .

[bibblebub]

just giving you the bald facts

[marval]

Did you have toupee a finders fee for that.

[Psybbo]

Nit picking? LOL

[bibblebub]

today is quite hot and airless

[marval]

Well you know what they say, hair today gone tomorrow.

[bibblebub]

to maintain the bald look i get shaved by a barber with a wooden leg - i wish he'd use a razor

[Quoi]

My dad lost his wig so we called him Gary. Gary-baldy

[bibblebub]

that's a very coot name

[Svejk]

The police are looking for a lock-picker.

[Quoi]

bibblebub-baldy sounds like a stammer

[Canary42]

Perhaps jennyjoan has flushed it down the toilet ;-)

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1429671.html

[bibblebub]

I asked a short-sighted surgeon to give me a hair graft and now I've got a rabbit sewn to my head.

[DTCwordfan]

look at whose Head and Shoulders you have used.....