I Was Out

[marval]

I was out shopping today when I thought I'd take a risk.


I would have taken a Monopoly but they had sold out.

[bibblebub]

if you were shopping for pizzas then you could have got dominoes

[marval]

I also went to the butcher, but he was out of backgammon.

[bibblebub]

did the dressmaker give you some darts?

[scorpiojo]

I went in the pub for some draughts

[marval]

The dressmaker threw them, and there was a scrabble to pick them up.

[bibblebub]

i went to the pub for pool but the landlord didn't allow swimming

[marval]

They were playing a strange game in our local coffee bar, I didn't have a cluedo what was going on.

[bibblebub]

after a few pints i usually get a bit drowsy and need tiddlywinks

[marval]

Just check if your mousetrap is full.

[bibblebub]

bought some ceramics from a local shop but they were fakes - badminton

[marval]

If they are fakes, you might just as well squash them.

[Quoi]

this joke is ludo-crous

[DaisyNonna]

Stop scrabbling around for a scoop

[Psybbo]

Checkmate, marval