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The doc told a Manchester police officer that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The Sergeant decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, that was the reception. He thought about the new disabled restroom facility, but that was too open and on CCTV. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realised his solution.
On his way home, he pulled his sqad car over on the side of the A663. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the vehicle.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover PCSO Brenda Watts. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the local JP, Sergeant. What's going on down there?"
The PC replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your police car rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, that was the reception. He thought about the new disabled restroom facility, but that was too open and on CCTV. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realised his solution.
On his way home, he pulled his sqad car over on the side of the A663. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the vehicle.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to play with his unit.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover PCSO Brenda Watts. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the local JP, Sergeant. What's going on down there?"
The PC replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your police car rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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