Three Little Pigs Joke

[arjay]

Joke told by Jenny Eclair on Countdown this afternoon about the 3 little pigs.
The first little pig went into a pub and ordered a rum and coke and then asked "May I use your toilet please?" The barman said Yes.
The second did the same.
The third ordered a rum and coke and drank it.
The barman said "I suppose you want to use the toilet now"
"Oh, No! said the third little pig. I'm the one that goes wee,wee,wee all the way home."

[Svejk]

groan. ;)

[Baldric]

Wasn't funny when JE told it either!

[Canary42]

Wrong number. Three little pigs built houses of straw, sticks, and brick to keep the wolf out etc.

For "wee wee wee all the way home" you need five pigs, as in

This little pig went to market
This little pig stayed at home
This little pig had roast beef
This little pig had none
And ths little pig went wee wee wee all the way home.....

.... usually played on little children's five toes.

[OK, I'll get my coat]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Little_Piggy

[Davemano]

Two of arjay's pigs must have gone to a different pub

[-Talbot-]

This joke explains why Jenny Eclair is on Countdown and not 'Live at the Apollo'

[baza]

I met her sister over a cup of tea, you may know her as chocolate.

[weecalf]

I think Jenny eclair is sweet