Today's Little Disappointment...

[gness]

I had to accompany a neighbour to hospital as an emergency last night.

The nurse doing the checking in looked at his watch and said.....Ahh...one minute past twelve.....I see it's now your birthday, MrX.....Many happy returns. Just a few things to do and I'll fetch you a bottle.....

W0W!...I thought.....the NHS has improved......you don't see them doing this on Casualty.....a bottle of fizz maybe.....

He left and returned minutes later with.....you've guessed it......

A Wee In This Please bottle........... :-(

[Slapshot]

Lolz....

[Togo]

Ooops should have checked your profile gnes. I could always pretend it was a typo like tonyav

[tonyav]

Oi ^^^^^
Mine was genuine.

[Togo]

Ha ha. Just off to pick up my son. Suppose thing will be Really crackers for a few days now

[tonyav]

Yeah but I bet you have a good time, Togo.

[gness]

Minty....you're as bad as the chaps!

You're okay, Baldric......all is as it should be......you must have been quaking at the thought of a male stalker.......☺

[Psybbo]

For once, I'm speechless!

[Psybbo]

But I can offer you some bubbles

[DTCwordfan]

poor old man asked for a wee sample......

[HansUrbancka]

As long as he didn't put the 'p' in Computer, because that would have caused a real 'cock-up' to which I wouldn't have an answer.

Hans.