Our Last Line Of Defence - Our Seagulls

[joggerjayne]

Nobody seems able to do anything to stem the tide of illegal immigrants ... except ... our seagulls!

They'll sort the blighters out!

You see ... people moan about seagulls but, when it comes to the crunch ... you don't see any of those dopey robins attacking the illegal immigrants. Oh no, far too busy posing for Christmas cards.

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11757430/Crazed-seagulls-leave-pensioner-battered-and-bloodied.html

[jourdain2]

Can seagulls be trained to splat on burkhas? I feel a multi-million pound academic project coming along.l.. Can I be in charge (and paid) pleeeeeeaaaase?

[jno]

seagulls eat starlings

http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/23/seagull-eating-a-starling-whole-is-proof-that-theyre-slowly-taking-over-the-planet-5309986/

ugh, creepy

[DaisyNonna]

Gulls keep knocking my window bird feeder into downstairs flat's garden.

[DTCwordfan]

http://bizarro.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/172/2014/08/bz-panel-08-30-14.jpg

[Togo]

Does the woman downstairs wear a burkha daisy?

[DTCwordfan]

they have s-hat all over this Muslim woman, looking at the colour of her Burqa....
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c3/a5/b7/c3a5b798561e76f0808a594c763d7488.jpg

[DaisyNonna]

Togo, no.
Never seen a woman in a burkha here.
We do have a Mosque.
Yes, we have Muslim children in our schools.
Perhaps we have learned to live together.
No, we are not complacent.

[Togo]

The sixth line was very reassuring daisy. My silly question was intended to be jocular. Ah well said the soul.