The Irish 999 Call...........

[Shaglene]

An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.
Irish woman: ''It's my f--ken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've f--ken killed him!''
Operator: ''Please calm down . Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''

*click* ... *BANG*

Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat.................... What's next?''

[janbee]

:-)))

[beejay1124]

heehee

[waterboatman]

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