A Few Political Witticisms.

[Canary42]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/06/the-tories-really-wont-like-this-hilarious-new-twitter-account-5377968/

[zebo]

It's Twitter? The clue's in the name, don't give up the day job!

[retrocop]

Canary42
Sorry. As lifelong Tory voter I would love to laugh. I don't care or worry if the Tories are lampooned. I like to think I have a good sense of humour but I couldn't summon a titter if those .......er......gags were directed against Labour or the Greens. :-)

[-Talbot-]

'My welfare reforms have successfully lifted thousands of people out of poverty....and into mortuaries.'


lol...actually, should I lol @ that?

[1ozzy]

Wonder what happened to the "wit" bit.

[Electrochem]

Corkers!

[Togo]

Secondary school attempts at being witty. You might want to make a mental note that the precious seem to inhabit the wilderness on the left.

[Togo]

//The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.// Winston Churchill.

[Peter Pedant]

yeah canary I AM a tory voter

and particularly was tickled by - my favourite cuts - public service cuts of course !

and Parliament has tackled disabled access - they're still getting in !

very ancient joke form
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraprosdokian

occurs in the Clouds I think ( 500BC )
scratches flea bites - " I am being tormented by.....
the tax man !"
ancient greek audience PTSL

[Peter Pedant]

// Secondary school attempts at being witty. //

they say they are educating the kids but in fact they are just filling the dole queues ? ter daaah !

sorry I thought " Secondary school attempts at being witty. " was a lead-in/punch line

[Peter Pedant]

// Let's face it canary, all you ever do is make cheep shots.//

let us fact it canary - all you ever do is make canards of us all ! ter daaah !

[Canary42]

A few feathers ruffled it seems ;-)