The head zoo keeper was writing a letter to another zoo keeper. It started.
Dear Sir please send me two mongooses , he thought, no that can't be right and started his letter again, Dear sir please send me two mongeese. Once again he thought no that's not right either. I'll try again . Dear Sir please send me two mongi. No dam it that's not right . Whoa ! wait a minute I know . . . . . . . Dear Sir please send me a mongoose. P.S. make it two.