Boyfriend Stabber

[Beebos]

A girl touched my boyfriends bum in a club and he didnt tel me til afta we left and it led to an argument which carried on to our flat, and i got a knife from da kitchen n i slightly stabbed his forehead and rippd a large clump of his hair out also i bit his lip and made it bleed n he ended it but den he took me bak afta i apologised. Was he rite to take me bak?

[4getmenot]

No you psycho

[spat]

you are a total mentalist. he is a bigger mentatlist

[redcrx]

no he shouldve called 999 there and then and let them deal with you. Youre obviously not safe to be out

[Loosehead]

translation?

[redcrx]

Loosehead,

Rough translation: 'Im a dosy bint and would like you all to believe that i stabbed my boyfriend and wonder if he is correct to have forgiven me. Your opinions please'

[ktlou]

Beebos, is this some kind of joke? Do you seriously expect people to say yes?

[spat]

i personally like the phrase "slightly stabbed"

[4getmenot]

And if it is true I'm not suprised he told you till after you left the club, what would you have done to the girl! glassed her slightly :-)

[caz21]

What sort of "Advert" is this? one for dangerous girlfriends no doubt!

Is this a joke?

[QueenOfSheba]

And in English now if you please Beebos...?

I'm just surprised that he didn't get the law onto you, provided the story is true...

[Jaf]

Let him stab you in the head, rip your hair and bite you lip and call it even's, you can then wipe the slate clean and carry on as though nothing happened.

[redcrx]

jaf, youre a genius.