Funniest thing youve ever seen

[Dan Glebitts]

What is the funniest thing that you have ever seen?
Film...
reality....
dream.....

[*Zeus*]

one of the pink Panther sequels.

The one when someone ends up with there face in a cake...literally peesed myself 1st time I saw it when i was about 12

[bellasasha]

reality

took my older cousin ski-ing, tried to teach him on a dry ski slope in glasgow...i forgot to tell him how to stop and he skied right under the barrier and into the car park....its one of those you had to be there ones, but had me crying with laughter!!

[robbo82]

Man. Banana skin on floor. I need say no more.

[sense4all]

Three hundred spam fritters on the ariel of a Headteachers Chrysler Alpine after he told us ( the student body) they would not be removed from the lunch menu, people did like them he did for one! Famous last words!

[rugeleyboy]

when i was about 18, me and my mates were driving down the road, in front of us was this girl on a little 50 moped, she had a mini skirt on,fishnet stockings and high heels, we got to the traffic lights and this girl forgot to put her foot down on the floor when the bike stopped,hence, she fell off.............i found that a little bit funny,but being the true gents that we were,we got out and ran to this girls aid............................ only to find...... it was a man in drag, i felt so sorry for this guy and i still do to this day,because me and my mates were laughing so hard i nearly wet myself!!

some of you may say i am sick,but it was the most funniest thing i have ever seen!!

[ukhelen25]

The film 'Mrs Doubtfire' - bloody hilarious x

[vehelpfulguy]

Reality.

About a year ago my cat was sitting in the garden staring carefully at some birds.

I crept up behind him and gently touched him on the back which totally surprised him.

He LEAPT up into the air, did a backward somersault, and then FLEW down the garden like a bullet.

I almost fell over laughing and I still laugh about it now when I think of it.

[vehelpfulguy]

If I am allowed another one.

Many years ago, when I was about 19, I was a great fan of Monty Python.

One of the characters they had was Mr Gumby, an idiot with a knotted hankerchief on his head. He looked like this:

http://www.radiovixen.com/images/brainhurts.jpg

One week they had a sketch Mr Gumby does flower arranging. It only lasted about 30 seconds.

He came out with a bunch of flowers, and a vase in front of him on a table.

He then stuffed the flowers head down into the vase, and proceeded to hit them over and over again with a large mallett.

This was so surreal, and I laughed so much, I literally slid off the sofa and fell on to the floor with laughter.

[Silversky]

How I met some holiday friends....

So my friend and I are sitting by the dance floor at about 2:00am on the second night of the cruise, and there are two guys dancing away, (a little worryingly!) then one of them graceful walks over to us, as if he's about to take my hand, and then as the boat rocks he stumbles, knocking over a table of drinks onto me! I was soaked! I even had to go and get changed, so to apologise they brought us a drink, and that was the start of our friendship. He didn't stop apologising for the rest of the week. But we had a fantastic time with them, so it was worth getting wet.

[campbellking]

Taking a walk in the local park, saw a man training his two greyhounds. His wife held them on one side of the park, whilst he stood on the other. He then shouted at her to release them. The two dogs went at full pelt towards him, and one hit him at full speed between his legs. He didn't get off the floor for some time.

[Bohne]

Not sure, but the funniest recently was a fish hook that had itself attached to my husband's jacket and he noticed it halfway down to the pub.

It had been lying around the flat for ages, and I put it in different places, trying to hide it from the cat, who insisted in playing with it, and dragging it from whereever he could find it.

The funny thing about it was probably his face, trying to get it off, and his reaction to me nearly lying in the street, laughing tears.

It was still funny, when we got to the pub, and I told our friends why there was a fish hook lying on the table, and especially, when the guy, I'd meant to give it to for the last 12 or 18 months, actually turned up in the pub, too.

But I guess, you had to be there!

[waltadasilva]

Many years ago on the French and Saunders show they did a sketch about `guitarists who can only play by using the dots`.

It went to court and David Gilmour, Mark King, Lemmy and whole many more famous guitarists gave evidence.

Roland Rivron was the barrister, I know it doesn't sound funny, but it touched a nerve with me and had me laughing with tears in my eyes.

Seeing Lemmy and Mark King struggle when the book with dots was taken away was hilarious.

The other hilarious scene was when the Hugh Grant character in `About A Boy` found chasing the ambulance so exciting - even though the `boys` mother was inside dying.

Any red-blooded man who enjoys driving above most things would have found this as funny as I did.

My fiance (at the time) stared at me without expression as I fell off the sofa laughing out loud.

Long may car chases continue!

[whiskeysheri]

When I was younger, my family and I all went camping for the weekend. On the Saturday it was a gorgeous day so we decided to have a barbecue, and got the old folding chairs out.

My uncle had brought his Great Dane on the trip who was very well behaved, but as there were lots of people on the site my uncle tied the dog's lead to his chair.

A little while later my brother (forgetting the dog was tied to my uncle) threw a stick for the dog! You can probably guess the rest (and the dog even kept running past the stick!)!!

I don't think I've EVER laughed so much since! x

[Danni79]

My mum....

She had to go out to the shed at the end of the garden on a rather wet, windy and wild night. First she had to squeeze past a bush which whipped back and soaked her, she then stumbled on and slipped off the path ended up knee deep in mud and flailing around!! not put off though she battled on to the shed put the umbrella down outside and went in..........when she had finished she came out picked up the umbrella put it over her head opened it and 3 frogs fell out on her head!!! you could hear the shreiks for miles, it was hysterical I think she took a week to get over the trauma!!! x x

[purplehair]

When i was 18 i was in a club with 2 friends. We had had some free champagne and we were walking down the stairs which were right in the middle where everyone could see. My 2 friends walked down in front of me, one of them slipped, grabbed the other one, she slipped too, tried to grab me and missed, and they both slid down the stairs and landed in a heap at the bottom!

(no one was hurt)

[mccfluff]

during winter one of my jobis is to arrange the gritters in the carpark, anyway we were due for a frosty spell and my boss asked me if "my man was coming in to shake his white stuff over the carpark" i couldn't speak for crying

[yummymummy]

Bruce Almighty when Jim Carrey does the voice of the newsreader and says silly things and noises, classic!