An elderly gentleman near here was burgled when he fell asleep in his armchair and someone crept in, stole his keys from near the door, then made off with his car. He phoned the police who advised him...
If you are, and you like a drink, I would suggest you take your own. Hardly anywhere to buy alcohol in Heaton Park. One local pub is charging £8 for a pint and £6 for a burger. I'm...
....in Heywood. We thought it would be the usual thing, you know, here it comes, there it goes, but we were right at the change over point, which was really good. Got some nice piccys.
On the green, if a fellow player asks you to mark your ball because it's on his line, should he remind you to replace it on the correct spot? This happenend to me and I forgot to replace it in the...
Wasn't she wonderful? Shes 87 you know. An inspiration to everyone with her diamonds and expensive dresses, Rolls Royce, race horses, butlers, garden parties, carriages, private jet etc. I'm inspired!...
I dread to think about it. Lots of immigrants have a totally different approach to life with their attitude to religion, work, families, culture etc. They contrast so differently from European ways...
Everyone knows he's called Vincent, right? Wrong! Since City won the title, I've only heard reference to him as Vanson. So does that mean he's called Vincent Vanson? I can reveal that my name is...
Did no-one notice the deliberate mistake from Roy Hodgson? He said Oxlade-Chamberlain played really well against 2 Inter players at Arsenal in the Champions League because he was there and saw it...
I received a letter from the PO which had been returned by someone because the recipient no longer lived at the address. The thing is, I didn't send it and my address wasn't on the back of the...
Today is the 30th anniversary of the loss of HMS Sheffield in the Falklands when she was struck by an Exocet missile. My friend lost his son that day. Speaking with the ships captain later, he was...
I've told this before on here, but I think it's funny. The jockey was about to mount the horse in the parade ring when the trainer said, I want you to stay just off the lead till the last 2 furlongs,...
Who remembers this? I drew Crisp in the sweep at work and watched my "winnings" agonizingly slipping away. Murder in reverse! Two years ago, I drew the favourite, and watched it fkn stumble...
Recently there was a commons inquiry into the issue of privacy and phone hacking at which lots of famous people gave evidence, including Richard Murdoch. Now, the government is planning to introduce...