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marval

Not My Fault

It is not my fault I have a double chin. When God was giving out chins, I misheard. I thought he said Gin. So I said I will have a double....
21:47 Fri 09th Aug 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 14:37 Sat 10th Aug 2019
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brainiac

Trump Thumbs Up

Ye gods, is there no limit to his tasteless self-aggrandizing? He should hang his head in shame....
23:47 Fri 09th Aug 201954 answers, last by tonyav 00:02 Wed 14th Aug 2019
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SOMMERS

Australia Driving Requirements

Hi, we are travelling to Australia and will be driving whilst there. We have just been told there has been a recent change in that we now have complete a permit at our local post office. It requires a...
14:29 Fri 09th Aug 20197 answers, last by 1ozzy 01:56 Sat 10th Aug 2019
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Rockrose

Flymaybe

When wanting to extend my flight on Monday so I could spend longer at home flybe wanted to charge me £200 on top of what I paid!! Now they have delayed the flight by 2.5 hours, anyone know what to do...
09:09 Fri 09th Aug 20196 answers, last by theshedman 10:51 Fri 09th Aug 2019
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Tilly2

Bat Or Moth?

Last night, I was sitting on the patio, in the dark, but the outside light was on so there was some illumination. On the table in front of me was a glass of Pinot Grigio. Out of the darkness came...
19:13 Wed 07th Aug 201920 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:01 Thu 08th Aug 2019
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tamaris

Officer Stabbed

News about Officer Stabbed Londonhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-officer-stabbed-repeatedly-with-machete-while-attempting-to-stop-van-in-east-london-a4208171.html
08:16 Thu 08th Aug 201991 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 11:33 Fri 09th Aug 2019
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Smowball

Sainsbury’S And ‘Night Soil’...

Sainsbury’s have admitted to growing their vegetables (but not their fruit) in night soil which is manure from human faeces! I have to confess I’ve never even heard of this and am shocked. Did...
07:30 Tue 06th Aug 201927 answers, last by Smowball 08:45 Tue 06th Aug 2019
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1ozzy

Who's

sleeping?
04:40 Fri 26th Jul 201912 answers, last by 1ozzy 05:25 Tue 06th Aug 2019
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. It's somewhat soggy outside this morning. I need not have bothered watering last night. Lots of low cloud scurrying by, so not a chance of any sunshine for a while. Oh well. A trip over to...
06:25 Mon 05th Aug 201941 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:52 Mon 05th Aug 2019
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seekeerz

The Km Links Game - August Week 1 Results

Good morning everyone - sorry to say running late ...again !!! however the sun is shining beautifully outside and I plan to get out there before long !! Every so often a day like this turns up in...
04:19 Mon 05th Aug 20195 answers, last by johnny.5 06:54 Tue 06th Aug 2019
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. I thought I'd go to the farmers market this morning, then I looked at the calendar, I'm in the Visitor Centre at Saul Junction all day. 'The best laid plans of mice and men'. Have a happy...
05:13 Sat 03rd Aug 201933 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:11 Sat 03rd Aug 2019
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fiction-factory

Hope Tesco Ban Them For Life

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/charges-dropped-couple-water-rochdale-15353361?int_source=taboola&int_medium=display&;int_campaign=organic What an obnoxious,...
11:46 Fri 02nd Aug 201942 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 23:42 Sat 03rd Aug 2019
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cupid04

Supermarket.

A woman says hello to a man in the supermarket. 'Hi,' the man replies: 'Do I know you?' 'Yes,' she said. 'You're the father of one of my children.' 'Oh,' the man gasps. 'Are you the stripper I slept...
03:04 Sat 03rd Aug 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 16:38 Sat 03rd Aug 2019
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seekeerz

Fao - The Km Players

Here are today's shaded clues for you - 28a Colour of rose or blush wine, some types of Provencal limestone, or Garrick Club neckties with pale green [4] 28d An instrument played in many of the pieces...
02:06 Sat 03rd Aug 201934 answers, last by Arksided 15:19 Sat 03rd Aug 2019
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. The weekend is here again. Nothing on the calendar, so it's catch up day, or if it comes to tidying my desk that could take a week! The last time I did tidy it I couldn't find anything! Can't...
05:14 Fri 02nd Aug 201953 answers, last by Tilly2 09:23 Fri 02nd Aug 2019
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redglenys

Sunday Express Skeleton

Sorry I am stuck on quite a few. 1a Harsh indian soldiers deceive [9] ?r?c?n?a? 12a swell sending lead wild possibly 7 letters 19a fruit consumer after dicey starter [4] maybe ??t? 21a someone else a...
22:55 Sun 28th Jul 20197 answers, last by redglenys 23:27 Sun 28th Jul 2019
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cassa333

And The Tds Continues Un-Abated

Ever been to Baltimore? Even people who live there agree with Trump but once again let’s not allow the truth to get in the way of TDS. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49141521 But this is...
07:18 Sun 28th Jul 201910 answers, last by cassa333 18:16 Sun 28th Jul 2019
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Bobbisox1

Dreams? Do You Believe They Have A Bearing On What's Happening Around You Or Is It The Sub Conscious Playing Tricks?

Yesterday I had to take and antihistamine for itchy eyes, this was a non drowsy one that made me drowsy lol By 8pm I needed bed and must of been asleep by half eight Odd dreams of being in Australia...
08:03 Fri 26th Jul 201912 answers, last by vetuste_ennemi 00:25 Sat 27th Jul 2019
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Bobbisox1

I Hate/ Dislike But I Love ...

What are yours? Not people, that would be too personal ,just things we see or hear of on a daily basis I hate ignorance,I hate feet on seats, I hate cigarette smoke I love the smell of new babies,I...
10:03 Thu 25th Jul 201949 answers, last by aelmpvw 07:14 Sat 27th Jul 2019
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professorplum13

Private Eye 656

9d Approach an opportunity to get your leg over, it's said (5) S?Y?E
00:28 Fri 26th Jul 20194 answers, last by professorplum13 08:06 Fri 26th Jul 2019

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