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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. It's p-p-persisting down. Well, it was ten minutes ago. I won't be going far today methinks! Think I might make a cherry and pineapple and have a slice with some home made custard for pud....
03:50 Wed 27th Jul 201698 answers, last by Baldric 08:39 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

Car Repair

I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
21:08 Tue 26th Jul 20166 answers, last by 1ozzy 02:26 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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slinky.kate

Sunday Express

19a. the coil of earth left by an earthworm(4)s-s-
23:44 Mon 25th Jul 20166 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:49 Mon 25th Jul 2016
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retrocop

Bored Swedish Seniors

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WITH BORED SWEDISH SENIORS IN A RETIREMENT PARK WHEN YOU GIVE THEM A SPOON AND A POT AFTER A LONG, LONG WINTER. http://www.youtube.com/embed/5748lK9HpOg?rel=0...
23:14 Mon 25th Jul 201613 answers, last by retrocop 23:53 Mon 25th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

As I Suspected!

I suspected for sometime that my female boss was a bloke, so today as she bent over I put my hand up her skirt to check. Just like I thought....I got the sack!:)...
16:07 Mon 25th Jul 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 10:55 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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marval

The Dinner Party

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner, one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting...
18:49 Mon 25th Jul 20162 answers, last by marval 18:24 Tue 26th Jul 2016
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murraymints

User Inactive

if you go inactive..can you just reactivate or do you have to come back as someone else ???
07:43 Sun 24th Jul 2016192 answers, last by RetroChic2 20:18 Mon 25th Jul 2016
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mikem004

Ft Crossword 15300

5d) Glaringly display talent for audience (5) --A-E 17d) Plant producing fragrance in a gentle wind (9) E-L-N-I-E...
10:10 Sun 24th Jul 20165 answers, last by scorpiojo 10:24 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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Patsy33

A Change.

How do you know your husband is a transvestite? When he wants to eat, drink and be Mary.....
09:53 Sun 24th Jul 20164 answers, last by Patsy33 17:59 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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stickboy52

Everyman 3,642

Last one, 16 across:- Hard, ignoring front row (4) I have T*F*. TUFF fits, but I cannot parse it. Help. Stickboy52...
09:46 Sun 24th Jul 20164 answers, last by stickboy52 09:54 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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marval

I'm Going

I'm going to get the numbers 1-100 tattooed across my body. That way, you can always count on me....
18:02 Sat 23rd Jul 20166 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:56 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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souxie

I Prize Cryptic Crossword No 1702

12 Across, Sports contest feasible, involving exercises (4) O?E? OPEN? 26 Across, Think about one's poor employment (6) M?S??? 22 Down, More than one machine appears indistinctly (5) L?O?? LOOMS? Many...
03:15 Sun 24th Jul 20165 answers, last by souxie 03:27 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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chalky2850

Dt2858

4a Inclined to stress part of capital I control(6)
02:11 Sun 24th Jul 20162 answers, last by chalky2850 02:14 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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carollindao1

Pick Me Up Issue 30

Need help with a few this week please. 1a book-collection management (13) ?i?r?r?a?s??? 24a root like a potato (5) t?t?r 28a once I pin a time (4,3) ??n?t?o 29a puritanical (4,3,6)?s?m?n???o?s? 4d....
19:35 Sat 23rd Jul 201612 answers, last by gangesboy 09:38 Sun 24th Jul 2016
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anotheoldgit

Surely It Is Not Only Potential Black Students, Who Come From Lower-Performing Schools And Live In Areas Of Relative Socio-Economic Deprivation?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/07/19/oxford-college-to-increase-intake-of-minority-students-following/ /// Figures showed Oxford took just 27 black undergraduate students two years ago, as...
13:14 Wed 20th Jul 201631 answers, last by 1ozzy 11:24 Fri 22nd Jul 2016
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Theland

Is This Racist?

"Last Whites Of The East End," shown recently on tv, depicted really nice decent white people being fed up of being the minority ethnic grouping in their own area, and taking, "white flight", to...
02:41 Fri 22nd Jul 201676 answers, last by Answerprancer 22:42 Wed 27th Jul 2016
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joko

Toothpaste Seems To Stimulate Asthma.

I have noticed more and more that when i get into bed i need to have some ventolin. I have realised that this is down to toothpaste. i use all different types - just buy whatever i feel like etc - and...
02:39 Fri 22nd Jul 20167 answers, last by jourdain2 19:24 Mon 25th Jul 2016
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Theland

Only Three Threads?

Has the editor decided to ration out the available number of thread spaces on here, like allotted parking spaces? Or has there been an end times plague that wiped out all the old adversaries? Most...
02:05 Fri 15th Jul 201649 answers, last by Theland 05:19 Sat 23rd Jul 2016
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sandyRoe

Would This Picture Have Been Posed?

It caught my eye as I looked at an article about terrorists shaving their beards to smuggle themselves into Europe. The people on a nudist beach would more likely be overweight and middle aged rather...
01:11 Fri 22nd Jul 201619 answers, last by Old_Geezer 13:34 Sat 23rd Jul 2016
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fraserstuart

Fraserstuart

hi i have a 15 kg canister of butane gas would it be possible to use as a brazing medium given that i had the correct torch ta
13:50 Thu 21st Jul 20161 answer, last by 1ozzy 23:41 Thu 21st Jul 2016

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