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Obe

If an earl is awarded an OBE, does that make him an earlobe?

Group Meeting

I will start group meetings for people with OCD......Not because I have it, but surely someone will get the urge to start cleaning!

Patsy33

Breathe Easy

A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the motorway. Police confirmed there will be no congestion for 8 hours...

secsee1

Eu In Or Out Kittens

A pretty little girl named Suzy was sitting on the pavement in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing “FREE KITTENS.”...

AB Editor

Can Someone Give The Answer To The Following-:

4d Double 2 - that's only the beginning (5) d - b - t 7d Fed up while admitting writer's slanders (7)d - f - m - s 14d Remain in a grave (14) p - - - e - e - - 17dWeak box full of paper - - a - i - -...

mikey4444

Monique, The Hen Who Is Sailing Around The World

Thought we all needed something to cheer us up this morning ! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36475672...

melv16

Good Morning Early Birds.

I'm going to bed after working a night shift at a vets. While I was there he performed a caesarean on a pug. He charged the owner £534-00 for the privilege... OMG!! I'm glad I don't own a dog!...

almarone

Boaty

where is Boaty this morning, do not usually comment,but enjoy reading

SheriKeat

Smallest Hardest

Did anybody get "a creek" ( 3 letters) I ended the puzzle with GOE is that right?...

oldham1

Ft Cryptic

One seized by staff behind joint delivering blow (7) -o-a-n- Fish on boat repelled by the water (8) p-o-s-d-...

MissPengywin

Geoscientist Crossword

1d - Occurring stratigraphically above inferior strata (5) ?N?E?...

1ozzy

I Went Broke...

...working as an electrician. Cathode me money. Anode me too....

Patsy33

Unholy.

Did you hear about the nun who got expelled? She had dirty habits......

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. Overcast again. A little bit cooler this morning. No air movement at all. Peace and tranquillity all around. Wonderful! :o} The hospice this morning. Always enjoyable. Tiggy went to bed...

marval

How Do You?

How do you circumscise a whale? Four skin divers...

gness

Join The Circus!

Across the pond I can see a big top.....a circus isn't my thing so I won't be going tonight unless I can choose who does what....... Ringmaster is Beunchico of course..... Wall of Death on a...

Patsy33