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trt

Man And Woman......

Man grabs his wife's butt, 'If this was firm, you wouldn't need panties '! She turns around, and grabs his penis, ' and if this was firm, I wouldn't need batteries '!...

thesecondlaw

After 30 years together, in which we've always had pets, it appears my wife is allergic to animal fur. Therefore, she can't even be in the same room as our two old cats. I know this isn't a re-homing...

cupid04

See How Far This Goes...

The last one has vanished from the latest posts... So here is a new one for all of you who like to take part. You just follow with a lyric of your own. Play nice and have fun. Love cupid04. xx This is...

Theland

Private Conversation?

Is there any way I could have a private conversation or personal contact with another ABer?The Sports Bar used to do this....

bluebird34

Lamb Neck Fillet

Help my son has brought 2 lamb neck fillets and want s me to cook them for his dinner, someone told him they were lovely. I am 80 and have never cooked these before so can someone help with a tried...

1ozzy

Good Morning Early Birds

Well, maybe not today ;-) Enjoying a Sunday sleepin ?...

pomona

Times 4660

Just checking 3 answers please: 12a Soccer team in one of the UAE capitals (6) ?N?T?D united? 4d Thatcher's material heartlessly delivered (4) R?E? reed? 19d Revolutionary republic defends volunteers...

-Talbot-

Is This Zac's Cat?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/07/31/man-calls-police-because-cat-ate-his-bacon_n_7910360.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news...

ethandron

Dinner This Evening...

...was pretty cr** What did you have so I can salivate over it?...

Eve

Traumatised!

I just went to get a drink and there was a massive spider sitting on the bottom on my glass, in my drink!!!!! Filled the bottom of the pint glass. Was obviously no longer with us, being in my drink,...

Elena_W

Operating Profit/loss Question. Please Help Me.

Jim purchased a set of clubs for $500 less 40%, 16% and two thirds%. Expenses are 20% of regular selling price and the required profit is 17.5% of the regular selling price. The store decided to...

mallyh

Problem

not sure if this is the right place for this but ........everytime i click on anything on answerbank a square pops up saying ... message from webpage wth the word false under that are you sure you...

mikey4444

Meccano Bridge !

Nice to see the favourite toy from my youth in the 50's and 60's is still going strong ! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34294002 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12052854 Gladdens my heart to see...

MissBryony

Must Be A Simple Answer !!!

This is all over f/b and i cant solve it. A dress is £97, 50 is borrowed from mom and 50 from dad. Get £3 change, give £1 back to mom and £1 back to dad so I now owe £49 to each and I got £1....

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

It's the weekend! Well, the promised storms of Armageddon didn't happen yesterday. It turned out warm and sunny. :o} Lunch out was cancelled as my oppo was indisposed. Rescheduled for next week. Tiggy...

sandyRoe

What's It Worth As Scrap?

I left an old washing machine out in the front garden and a man with a van knocked and asked if h could take it. How much would he have got for it?

weecalf

Call For Elto

telephone call for E John how did they get his number ?

seekeerz

The Km Links Game - September Week 3

Good morning everyone - well there's the promise of a lovely day out there, but boy is it taking it's time to warm up a bit ...still wandering around in woollies just now !! As for the links - well...

birdie1971

Not A Question - An Announcement

I've done a song: https://soundcloud.com/birdie_sven/going-to-a-town Comments welcome....