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Caran

Home Tomorrow!

Tonight we are at the hotel in Calais. So good to have my iPad connected to the internet again. It wasn't too bad using OH's laptop but we lost all connections from Thursday night, back sporadically...
23:14 Sat 12th Sep 20156 answers, last by waterboatman 05:26 Sun 13th Sep 2015
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Ann

Happy Belated Birthday Jim360

So sorry Jim, I was away all week so couldn't post your birthday wishes yesterday (Friday) Hope you had a great day! Happy Belated birthday :) Nobody else on AB remembered - tut tut you can't get the...
00:36 Sat 12th Sep 201517 answers, last by Peter Pedant 00:56 Sun 13th Sep 2015
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Buenchico

Perhaps I Shouldn't Have Bothered . . .

. . . but having notched up 10 years on this site this week, I decided to take a look at the weekly news quiz on the BBC website (which I used to post a link to most weeks but had almost forgotten...
00:14 Sat 12th Sep 201583 answers, last by Tuvok 17:00 Sun 13th Sep 2015
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albaqwerty

Shortfall In Wages

job offer was £x per hour less 20% tax (self employed) wages were short by quite a considerable amount, after various emails promising to get it sorted for the next pay run, which never happened, it...
10:36 Thu 10th Sep 201514 answers, last by 1ozzy 12:02 Fri 11th Sep 2015
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Shaglene

Bear Remover.........

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over...
11:45 Fri 11th Sep 20151 answer, last by 1ozzy 11:48 Fri 11th Sep 2015
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gness

I Wish I'd Remembered.....

...that my one and only foray into the world of the hairdresser had been a disaster.... I chopped off with rusty shears and a pudding bowl ....and at her request .... the beautiful, sit upon, blonde...
11:03 Fri 11th Sep 201513 answers, last by HansUrbancka 19:00 Fri 11th Sep 2015
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Ancient

Radio Times Prize Crossword 37

18d: Bill leaves solitude of loo! (5) ???v?; 19a: Develop as drummer, however stifling (5,3) ???n?,out
10:51 Fri 11th Sep 20155 answers, last by Ancient 21:18 Fri 11th Sep 2015
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JaneyJimJams

Dm

19a titled lady sent crazy in tacky housing I THINK the answer is Viscountess - but haven't a clue why. Can any one parse or else correct me Thanks Untitled lady sent crazy in ordinary housing ;) aka...
10:44 Fri 11th Sep 20155 answers, last by JaneyJimJams 11:15 Fri 11th Sep 2015
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terrya

Cryptic

Has a bigger spread than? (9) ??T?A?G?? Watch out! When in the mood, can get blazing! (9) M???H???? You're greatly mistaken, friend (4) ?H?M is it CHUM. I can't see why from the clue. Leaky oil a dope...
09:54 Fri 11th Sep 20156 answers, last by terrya 10:27 Fri 11th Sep 2015
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purlig

Daily Express

6a) turn to betting at home ?p?? 8d) spot advertisement ??t?c?...
09:44 Fri 11th Sep 20159 answers, last by dannyk13 09:54 Fri 11th Sep 2015
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lforbes1

Nonsense Poem

The elephant is a pretty bird Flits from bough to bough Makes his nest in a rhubarb tree and whistles like a cow I know that this poem is a Nonsense Poem and I have a feeling it is by Anonomous but...
09:26 Fri 11th Sep 20154 answers, last by kettledrum 12:55 Wed 23rd Sep 2015
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paddyk

Boots

A bloke goes into his local chemists and asks for some KY Jelly. Assistant says "I'm sorry sir, we don't sell it. Have you tried Boots ?" Bloke says "I want to slide in - not march in !!"...
08:23 Fri 11th Sep 20153 answers, last by marval 09:51 Fri 11th Sep 2015
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. A bit nippy out this morning. The sky is clear, so we should see some sunshine. My mate across the road, the lad in the wheelchair came over for lunch yesterday, his kitchen is being refitted,...
05:27 Fri 11th Sep 201579 answers, last by lady-janine 08:35 Fri 11th Sep 2015
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FlickStar

Roller Deby Name

Hey everyone I have been doing roller derby for a few months and its time to register a derby name .. It's usually meant to be witty & funny and a pun of some sort etc but I am struggling so much to...
14:39 Thu 10th Sep 201520 answers, last by FlickStar 14:28 Fri 11th Sep 2015
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. The weekend is sneaking up again. Doesn't time fly when you're having fun! :o} Too cloudy to see much yet, I haven't been out either, other than the garden. Have a happy day everyone....
04:41 Thu 10th Sep 2015100 answers, last by lady-janine 08:49 Thu 10th Sep 2015
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janbee

Good Morning Early Bird Gang

morning all xx
05:10 Tue 08th Sep 2015120 answers, last by Baldric 07:57 Tue 08th Sep 2015
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bazwillrun

Why ?...

Im sick to the back teeth of this refugee nonsense so a change of subject...the good old Blatantly Biased Clowns http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34168310 Why ?.... "Either a satellite TV...
09:35 Mon 07th Sep 201514 answers, last by bazwillrun 12:52 Mon 07th Sep 2015
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dofray

Saturday Times Jumbo Cryptic Crossword 1167

Help! I am stuck in a big way on 35d French toast, never a toast that goes amiss (1,5,5) I have A. ?O?R? ??N?E. It could be that some of these letters are wrong, so please point my error(s) out. Thank...
08:56 Mon 07th Sep 20158 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:04 Mon 07th Sep 2015
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janbee

Good Morning Early Bird Gang

morning all xx
05:58 Mon 07th Sep 201578 answers, last by Baldric 08:49 Mon 07th Sep 2015
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Canary42

A Few Political Witticisms.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/06/the-tories-really-wont-like-this-hilarious-new-twitter-account-5377968/...
20:59 Sun 06th Sep 201512 answers, last by Canary42 02:17 Thu 10th Sep 2015

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