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Leaking wee

I've just noticed my 4 yr old JR is leaking wee when she's laid down or asleep. What on earth is this ? I'm really worried :o(

docspock

Barbara Windsor, withered old slapper

All she can can talk about is who has shagged her. Poors Piers interviewing the tart. Presumably she has a book out....

mollykins

. . . . was a disaster (at least it was only ceremonial stuff we were doing and not actually firing them), for several reasons; 1) the instructor kept syaing the orders for the old rifles, which you...

yerbamate

German Flag

Does anyone Know the colours of the German flag please.

annewilliamson31

magnus magnussons country of origin

31 across

EDDIE51

Child trust fund?

My daughter has just got her payment for our grandchild. Any ideas on where is the best place to invest it, bank intrest rates are at rock bottom.?...

McMouse

My Euromillions lottery ticket

is lurking somewhere in the kitchen. Should I bother to look or has the big one already been claimed?

R1Geezer

Don't have kids unless you can afford them....

On the front of some of the dailies today, a Fair statement from the governement? Should we be discouraging the "baby factory" "career scrounger" people?

2shortplanks

Gollywogs

I'm bracing myself for this one... I owned a Golly when I was small (still have him in fact). I also owned a rag doll made with white material and yellow wool for hair. I have not grown up to be a...

poodicat

Could You Go Out With A Short Man?

Thinking about Sophie Dahl at five foot eleven,and her hubby Jamie Cullum 5ft four,sorry i couldnt...

Butch

Has every conceivable question been asked

in chatterbank. are we all out of new questions?...

Dris

Emmerdale............

WOW !!!

NoMercy

What is your earliest memory?

My earliest memory is moving into our house in Hereford in Oct. 1980. I was only 3 and a half. I can't anything before that.

ethandron

questions NOT to ask....

....you sons girlfriend when he brings her home for the first time???

Lillabet

Green coloured tv characters

I've got to put together a quiz with a theme of 'green'. For the picture round we wanted to see if we can find pictures of 10 childrens' TV characters that are coloured green and get people to name...

slinky.kate

dog panting

my dog is lying panting as if he has been running miles,is there something wrong?

beattie819

What lurks behind your appliances?

I have cleaned behind my fridge and cooker today. Behind the fridge I found a shrivelled carrot, a jelly baby, and a ten pound note. Lurking behind the cooker, were two teaspoons, a chip, and a Deep...