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Have you ever had a foreign body in your orifice....

.. that really shouldn't ever have got in there? (And no I don't mean a German or an Aborigine). We have a patient who "fell" on a hoover nozzle. Not to mention gerbils (isn't that were the...
08:48 Fri 04th Mar 201137 answers, last by McMouse 11:54 Fri 04th Mar 2011
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Daffy, Lottie, Mrs Chappie.

Apologies for phishing you all off. About the cat jobbie, you know what I mean. I am not a cruel person by nature. Just a scaredy cat over cats - a bad experience when I was in my pushchair......
07:43 Fri 04th Mar 201121 answers, last by mrs.chappie 15:07 Fri 04th Mar 2011
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The Boss is Here....

Gissa kiss xx
07:18 Fri 04th Mar 201119 answers, last by sallabananas 08:01 Fri 04th Mar 2011
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I am teaching my colleague how to clinically code

patients' medical and surgical history. I told her the story of the old lady and her cute vagina (acute angina... it's an old joke). She didn't get it. But she did think that manual evacuation was...
14:33 Thu 03rd Mar 201125 answers, last by jg96 16:08 Thu 03rd Mar 2011
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If you listed to audio books & choose an erotic novel

- would this give you an eargasm?
14:25 Thu 03rd Mar 201111 answers, last by Bobbisox 15:22 Thu 03rd Mar 2011
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A recent survey found that....

64% of women would rather marry a rich man than have a career. Discuss.......
14:16 Thu 03rd Mar 201117 answers, last by milly143 15:39 Thu 03rd Mar 2011
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Jamie Oliver's Dream School

Did anyone watch this last night? I really really wanted to see it, but was living it large with Lil in town instead. And before anyone states the obvious - no I can't download it or watch it on...
10:40 Thu 03rd Mar 201114 answers, last by pips1 18:07 Thu 03rd Mar 2011
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I never ever thought I would say this, but.....

I saw a photograph of John Prescott yesterday and thought "Phwoar... he looks fit". (The photo in question was taken in 1964. He was in a wet suit, and yes there was a hint of a belly...
09:29 Thu 03rd Mar 201155 answers, last by sallabananas 11:20 Thu 03rd Mar 2011
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Attention all you calorie counters...

What would be the most healthy (low fat) thing to choose off tonight's menu at the Italian: Caesar Salad (with chicken, anchovies & tiger prawns) with french fries. Chicken with gorgonzola sauce...
13:12 Wed 02nd Mar 201127 answers, last by mccfluff 14:00 Wed 02nd Mar 2011
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The Posh Wedding.

Injuries: Only one. A huge bruise on the arm the size of a saucer and the colour of an aubergine. How sustained: Breakdancing. Vices: Lost count of how many gins & wines. 5 Fags. Chat-ups: 4. By...
10:56 Tue 01st Mar 201110 answers, last by mccfluff 11:47 Tue 01st Mar 2011
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When Teenage Meets Old Age...

BBC2 last night. What a lovely programme - I was in tears on quite a few occasions. Both the youngsters and the oldsters are getting a lot out of this 'experiment'. It is one of the nicest reality...
09:54 Tue 01st Mar 201118 answers, last by boxtops 07:56 Wed 02nd Mar 2011
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I will love you and leave you...

No, not a fake flounce or a hissy fit. Just a few days off. I have an extremely posh wedding to attend. Shall have to try & behave myself during the wedding breakfast & speeches (after that,...
16:43 Thu 24th Feb 201126 answers, last by mamyalynne 18:14 Thu 24th Feb 2011
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We've all heard of Deja Vu....

But what about Jamais Vu ? Anyone had this? I think I might have, but I can't really remember :-(...
15:06 Thu 24th Feb 201122 answers, last by whiskeryron 17:39 Thu 24th Feb 2011
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The Forgotten Holocaust of World War II.

I'm reading a biography at the moment and it has just decribed the Rape of Nanking. I must admit I knew all about the atrocities of the Nazis & the gas chambers etc, but I was fairly ignorant of...
13:48 Wed 23rd Feb 201128 answers, last by luco1110 17:47 Wed 23rd Feb 2011
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Foot in Mouth Disease.

Just had a patient ringing up to chase an appointment. She gave the surname of 'Drought'. Smartarse here quips "Oh, I bet you're a bit dry aren't you.....?" She didn't laugh. Turns out she...
11:43 Tue 22nd Feb 20115 answers, last by sallabananas 11:49 Tue 22nd Feb 2011
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Ladies: Matt LeBlanc

Since when did he get so gorgeous? I never particularly rated him in Friends - sweet looking & funny, but not manly. But I have been watching him in Episodes - whoa - he's one of those men, like...
08:21 Tue 22nd Feb 201145 answers, last by sallabananas 11:15 Tue 22nd Feb 2011
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Episodes.

Anyone been watching this - with Matt le Blanc, Tamsin Grieg & Stephen Mangan? I only caught the very last episode last night - wish I'd watched the rest now.
07:51 Tue 22nd Feb 201111 answers, last by DC_FC 17:54 Sun 27th Feb 2011
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Brown Eyed Girl... so I got in the Van & went to Morrisons...

(Well, TKMaxx, but that doesn't flow as well....) Yup, I told my PT about my pale-turd-coloured gusset due to the bleaching accident & he spent the rest of the lesson getting me into provocative...
07:33 Tue 22nd Feb 20113 answers, last by albaqwerty 07:44 Tue 22nd Feb 2011
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I've got to colour my gusset in with black marker pen.

I do hope no-one at the gym notices when I bend down. It all happened because I washed my gym kit at the weekend, put the trackie bottoms on the worktop, which had been wiped down with bleach, and I...
13:53 Mon 21st Feb 201122 answers, last by jamesnan 22:13 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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As Maurice Chevalier once sang:

"How strong you were, how young and gay. A Prince of Lurve in every way Oh yes, I remember it well............" I've just read these song lyrics - and guess who sprang to mind? What song...
12:45 Mon 21st Feb 201120 answers, last by LoftyLottie 13:31 Mon 21st Feb 2011

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