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I have my first mammogram ever today.

I hear it's uncomfortable rather than painful. But they squash your breasts between two plates. Breast screening is a wonderful thing, and good to know that in our area now they have extended the age...
10:39 Thu 10th Feb 201152 answers, last by mrs.chappie 17:57 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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I feel guilty now for my facebook byline the other week, saying..

"I reserve the right to eat like a pig". I have now offended the morbidly obese and the vegetarians... apologies. ;-)...
10:29 Thu 10th Feb 20119 answers, last by mccfluff 11:22 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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Dear Starbuckone....

I've just been perusing some of my former posts, as you do. And I've just realised why you took (slight) umbrage at my description of you as 'poor thing.... came, went, came back unnoticed'). No...
08:45 Thu 10th Feb 201127 answers, last by ummmm 11:07 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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Black Swan - not just a film about 'ballerinas'.

So, I went along to the cinema, Billy No-Mates cos the BF refused to watch a ballet film - how wrong was he! He would in fact have loved it - lots of lesbian dream sequences, sapphic love and sole...
07:37 Thu 10th Feb 201134 answers, last by vibrasphere 11:13 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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My young colleague, who does have some choice expressions...

... has just rung up and reported her printer as needing a service call. She said "my printer's being a bit gay......" and the operator the other end hit the roof and accused her of...
13:46 Wed 09th Feb 201137 answers, last by Mosaic 18:28 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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Rastamouse....

Anyone else into this?!!! Makin' a bad ting good in Mouseland. Irie. I haven't seen anything so funny since Rugrats....
13:41 Wed 09th Feb 201114 answers, last by Halifaxmum 19:22 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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Talking of cakes 'n all

.. Whatever happened to Fatima Whitbread?
15:44 Tue 08th Feb 201117 answers, last by bobbie22 21:17 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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Let them eat cake she said....

... just like Marie Antoinette. Lyrics sqad - do you know where from? Impress me my little maestro ;-)...
15:01 Tue 08th Feb 201113 answers, last by WELSHYORKIE 15:08 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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"Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack.

..is it true what mammy said, you won't come back, oh no, no...." I woke up last night at 2 a.m. singing this on the way to the loo. Why? I wasn't dreaming of grocers or anyone called Jack. I...
08:53 Tue 08th Feb 201110 answers, last by mccfluff 09:39 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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Where were we?

On the way to Mavis Enderby we were tempted to go down Fanny Hands Lane but went to the Man with a Moustache instead......
14:12 Mon 07th Feb 201114 answers, last by owllady 14:32 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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For the sole attention of Grasscarp

Please don't go. Pleeeeze don't go. Perlease don't go. Stay. Please. (But if you do, and no-one notices - come back?!!!) x (Apologies to religion & spirituality)....
08:05 Fri 04th Feb 201138 answers, last by Starbuckone 12:28 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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I am just wondering if......

Tinie Tempah does actually have a tiny temper... or a really huge nasty one. I guess the former. And I also wonder how many others, based on the so obvious name, have also wondered that thought?...
07:21 Fri 04th Feb 201112 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:29 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Is Paddy McGuinness' real name...

Paddy McGuinness? Or does he just like the Irish. And guinness?...
14:51 Thu 03rd Feb 201110 answers, last by sallabananas 07:41 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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I'm fed up with being intellectual...

It didn't get too much of a response. I shall be a dripping succulent asparagus spear instead. I do so love asparagus, even though it makes your wee smell....
14:47 Thu 03rd Feb 20116 answers, last by sallabananas 14:54 Thu 03rd Feb 2011
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A new stance on the early bird gets the worm story.....

Always get out of bed early if you've got a bird with worms ;-)
14:33 Thu 03rd Feb 201120 answers, last by sallabananas 15:10 Thu 03rd Feb 2011
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Hilarious.... Corrie latest.

I wrote on Tuesday about the latest character in Corrie, Marc (he of Butterflies sit-com fame in the 70's). Apparently he is a transvestite. Claudia and Audrey fight over him (so what's new....shades...
08:36 Thu 03rd Feb 20114 answers, last by Ric.ror 12:07 Thu 03rd Feb 2011
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Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses....

Twaddle. I've had 4 men pass me this morning already. One almost caught my wing mirror, git.
07:59 Thu 03rd Feb 201130 answers, last by sallabananas 11:41 Thu 03rd Feb 2011
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Today, I aim to be intellectual.

I've put me clever diamante spectacles on especially. Anyone any questions for me that I will endeavour to answer intelligently and intellectually?...
07:51 Thu 03rd Feb 201122 answers, last by sallabananas 09:08 Thu 03rd Feb 2011
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I love you inside out..

Great song by Imelda May, from a great album. But - "I love your nails, even your entrails....." Would you really love someone's innards?! And, has anyone else noticed, who has the album,...
12:57 Wed 02nd Feb 201139 answers, last by andy-hughes 16:17 Wed 02nd Feb 2011
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Useless piece of information (2)

Denise Welch seen falling out of a nightclub, escored by Gareth Gates, after already flirting with her D.O.I. partner... Falling out of a taxi at the tv awards being picked up by Anthony Costa. Lurid...
11:17 Wed 02nd Feb 201119 answers, last by dotty. 12:33 Wed 02nd Feb 2011

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