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Shoplifters add an extra £180 a year to the average shopping bill....

Bugger. I'd better step it up a bit more then - another £180 to have to find. ;-)
08:15 Tue 19th Oct 20103 answers, last by mccfluff 09:11 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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It's a Martyred Saint, not a hormone-producing Endocrine Gland....

It does annoy me when people pronounce St Pancras Station as St Pancreas. Someone on the BBC pronounced it thus - honestly, what is the BBC coming to?????
07:54 Tue 19th Oct 201026 answers, last by sallabananas 13:36 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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It's Anti-Slavery Day today...

I wish someone would tell my Boss that.............. ;-) (Who the hell thought up this anyway - what next, an Anti-Pot-Noodle Day? A Pro-Harley-Davidson Day?)...
14:14 Mon 18th Oct 201016 answers, last by mccfluff 14:56 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Just a reminder that it is my birthday....

in 8 days' time. I thought I'd "do a Doc" and give plenty of notice, so you all have time to come up with the right words, sentiments and emotions. And presents can be forwarded on via Royal...
10:48 Mon 18th Oct 201018 answers, last by sallabananas 12:55 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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I turned my ring inwards, and I've still done damage.

It is so annoying. And it's not the first time it's happened to me. £6 a pair; not cheap ones from Aldi. I could spit. You girls know to what I refer, don't you... Don't you? ;-)...
09:13 Mon 18th Oct 201034 answers, last by LoftyLottie 16:26 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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E-bay. Pee'd off.

Why do most people put things on e-bay at night, so those of us who only have access to computers during the day miss most of the 'last bidding' war. Twice this week I have bit on 2 x beautiful German...
07:44 Mon 18th Oct 201024 answers, last by China Doll 10:39 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Pssst...... Sandy Roe

Just had to tell you I woke up in the middle of the night tittering at your reply yesterday to my "how would you describe yourself as a lonely heart?" - your answer: 'Droll Ol' Prole looking...
14:26 Thu 14th Oct 20109 answers, last by sallabananas 14:49 Thu 14th Oct 2010
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Quando Quando Quando....Quango?

Now I always thought a quango was something to do with a Latin American Dance Album that Englebert Humberdinck brought out in the mid-90's (it does exist - honest. And I absolutely love it). But I now...
10:46 Thu 14th Oct 201022 answers, last by bluewoods 19:25 Mon 17th Oct 2016
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What's the latest with the Chilean Lothario?

You know - the one with the wife & the mistress waiting for him. Did they show his reunion(s) on tv? Did he get a chilly reception?
09:13 Thu 14th Oct 201013 answers, last by sallabananas 11:06 Thu 14th Oct 2010
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Keith Lemon....

Hate or Rate him? I think he's fab... hilariously cringingly appealing....
08:12 Thu 14th Oct 201021 answers, last by ummmm 11:40 Thu 14th Oct 2010
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"Hates Men. Cries a lot."

This was an ad in the Lonely Hearts column in a newspaper. I thought it was hilarious - though I doubt she got many responses (unless they were from lesbians.....?) In 8 words or less - how would you...
08:16 Wed 13th Oct 201026 answers, last by headwreck 20:36 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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Good Morning - who fancies a Stifado?

Went to a Greek restaurant on Sunday. The BF was most disappointed with his greek stew - I told him quite loudly (a few glasses had been imbibed) that if he waited til next weekend, I'd show him what...
07:39 Tue 12th Oct 201012 answers, last by sallabananas 10:19 Tue 12th Oct 2010
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Aaarrrggghhh... I hardly dare turn on the telly

What the heck is this flipping Ikea advert? All those cats..... fair gives me the willies, never mind nightmares. For me, and to a certain extent bobbs, it's the advert from hell. The only one...
15:05 Mon 11th Oct 201023 answers, last by TheTruthHere 16:19 Mon 11th Oct 2010
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How do I get paint off tarmac?

Stupidly I spraypainted a mirror frame with cream (gloss-type) paint without protecting my driveway - I thought it would easily wash off with turps. It didn't. I have tried aforesaid turps, bleach and...
09:41 Mon 11th Oct 201013 answers, last by sallabananas 07:41 Tue 12th Oct 2010
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I was weily weily ill.....

Bleedin rats.... Tail, discarded fur & giblet remnants have now been disposed of.... thanks to Lee-de-li-do and my man. I've used enough Jeyes Fluid & Milton to sink the Bismarck. I've got...
07:21 Mon 11th Oct 201040 answers, last by sallabananas 14:53 Mon 11th Oct 2010
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A Bit of Bob....

singing "Don't worry, about a ting. Cos every little ting's, gonna be awright...." And I thought, Tilly, get your fat(ish) ass back home & sweat out your virus (official diagnosis; acute...
13:42 Tue 05th Oct 201015 answers, last by Bobbisox 14:02 Tue 05th Oct 2010
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For those interested parties....

.. An update on My Rat Disease (last mentioned in body & soul). Diagnosis: Pharyngitis. Cause: Too much talking to Welsh people. Cure: Honey, shtting up for a while and when better, going on a...
11:13 Tue 05th Oct 201021 answers, last by sallabananas 12:07 Tue 05th Oct 2010
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A boring thread....

...even more boring that zzxxee's 'another boring thread'. What is the most boring thing you have to do or have done? (This may not actually be all that boring, once we get going......)...
10:08 Tue 05th Oct 201014 answers, last by mccfluff 12:20 Tue 05th Oct 2010
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I blame Wales.

I've got a cold which has turned to laryngitis. I am managing (just) to croak. How come, some women with colds sound all gruff & sexy like Mariella Frostrup - whereas I should like Phyllis Pearce...
09:35 Tue 05th Oct 20107 answers, last by sallabananas 11:07 Tue 05th Oct 2010
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I smell a rat.....

I have convinced myself in one of those middle-of-the-night panics that I may have contracted Weil's disease. What are the odds on this? Found a dead rat writing with maggots floating belly up in my...
07:39 Tue 05th Oct 201021 answers, last by Jenna1978 20:47 Tue 05th Oct 2010

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