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It's driving me mad....

.. that bloody song by Rumer or some such person. I should like it - it is a really mellow song sung by someone who sounds reminiscent of Karen Carpenter. However, it sends me doolally. It's on the...
13:57 Wed 01st Sep 20102 answers, last by sallabananas 14:30 Wed 01st Sep 2010
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Am I in the Twilight Zone?

Or Tumbleweed Town? never known it so quiet :-( Was it something I said or did?...
08:08 Fri 27th Aug 201028 answers, last by Barmaid 09:45 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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Acute accent...

I wanted to know how to do one (thanks boxy x) - I was fully expecting some bright spark to tell me to talk like Betty Boop or Marilyn Munroe.... Any other keyboard tricks I should know, then I can...
07:46 Fri 27th Aug 201016 answers, last by joggerjayne 08:59 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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Mistresses

All a bit of damp squip ending really.... a tad cliched don't you think? (Can't do acute accents on here)...
07:09 Fri 27th Aug 20106 answers, last by bushbaby_de 21:57 Sat 28th Aug 2010
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For anyone who was concerned....

Lawnmower Man survived. But my own Lawnmower Man has been dumped. Such is life ;-)...
07:05 Fri 27th Aug 201026 answers, last by joggerjayne 09:34 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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Weather for ducks..

For the first time ever, I'm glad I've got webbed feet (that's what you get with being born in Lincolnshire). I am confident however, cos I am a Weather Sage, that we will get an Indian Summer. Anyone...
15:22 Thu 26th Aug 201041 answers, last by rinkins 17:39 Thu 26th Aug 2010
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What singer (and his/her songs) makes you feel horny....

I don't mean you necessarily fancy the artist themselves, but what their songs 'do' to you. Me? Prince. He's a bit of midget & I don't fancy him in the slightest - but put his Cream, or Peaches on...
15:15 Thu 26th Aug 201046 answers, last by lardhelmet 18:54 Thu 26th Aug 2010
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Usual imagined scenario.... House on fire....

You can save one thing - what would it be? You cannot say humans/children/spouse/parents etc - that's obvious. (Unless you're sqad.........)...
15:03 Thu 26th Aug 201062 answers, last by rowanwitch 16:04 Thu 26th Aug 2010
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Have you ever sent a message in a bottle?

And if you sent one today - what message would you write?
13:57 Thu 26th Aug 201016 answers, last by WILLWONKER 21:34 Thu 26th Aug 2010
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Boot Camps.

I have a birthday coming up in October. The BF can't think what to buy me - I'm thinking along the lines of a week away in a boot camp somewhere nice (Spain would do, though it's more likely to be...
12:56 Thu 26th Aug 201042 answers, last by sallabananas 14:46 Thu 26th Aug 2010
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A very clever hardworking foetus indeed...

Have just referred a patient "Please could you see this 59 year old man who has worked on the land for the last 60 years......" Maybe his mother ate spinach?...
12:20 Thu 26th Aug 20102 answers, last by Sqad 12:24 Thu 26th Aug 2010
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Im Late - had to pacify an Octogenarian Roadhog.

Idiot. You do not pootle along on a motorised lawnmower in the middle of the road down a winding country lane & not expect to be hit from behind, do you? Especially if you're 80+ and deaf as a...
09:18 Thu 26th Aug 201019 answers, last by Bobbisox 10:51 Thu 26th Aug 2010
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Fellas: Would you be impressed if....

your woman was better than you at D.I.Y.?
14:53 Wed 25th Aug 201024 answers, last by boxtops 19:53 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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Foreplay with 2 lolly sticks?

What the hell is that all about then? Is this a pleasurable practice I have not heard about? I've had fun with a strawberry mivvi and a mini-milk, but 2 lolly sticks - enlighten me vibra please......x...
13:54 Wed 25th Aug 201025 answers, last by vibrasphere 14:57 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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Not a good prognosis?

A 53 year old man. 17 stone with all the fat around his middle - a big beer belly in fact (though slim(ish) everywhere else.). Smokes 20 to 30 a day. Drinks too much, especially beer and wine. Has a...
13:43 Wed 25th Aug 201029 answers, last by ummmm 11:31 Thu 26th Aug 2010
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Even worse news....

Amongst the remnants of the tinned tomatoes, beard hair has also been discovered at the bottom of the wheelie bin. RSPCA&T initially mistook it for cat hair, but that theory has been disproved.
13:36 Wed 25th Aug 20105 answers, last by cannyman 13:46 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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Not on your nelly....

I just used that expression to vibra. About knitting of all things. Where did that originate, does anyone know? Who indeed was Nelly?...
12:36 Wed 25th Aug 20103 answers, last by steg 12:52 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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Burning Ring of Fire... A Memory.

I'll keep this as clean as poss, in view of my out-on-good-behaviour status at present). But this Johnny Cash song is on Radio 2 at present & set off a memory.... BM1 (best mate no.1) Lil had a...
07:50 Wed 25th Aug 201016 answers, last by sallabananas 09:10 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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This will only make sense to a daft grandad...

Morning DG. In reply to the question of yours yesterday, which I missed - Actually IN Boston itself x...
07:13 Wed 25th Aug 201011 answers, last by daftgrandad 09:23 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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Pak Choi / Bok Choi..

Is it low fat, low this, low that....? If I stir fry it in sesame oil, is that defeating the object - i.e. to eat veg healthily?...
15:21 Tue 24th Aug 201031 answers, last by WhiteBears 20:47 Thu 26th Aug 2010

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