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I saw Jesus on the A45.

On the A45 between Northampton & Cambridge. There was his image - clearly visible on a road sign with a yellow background. You know like those images that have been espied on teatowels, in clouds,...
07:43 Mon 05th Jul 201044 answers, last by sallabananas 05:45 Tue 06th Jul 2010
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Ed's 'on one' today....

... and it's his prerogative. :-)
10:58 Thu 01st Jul 201037 answers, last by pericat 11:49 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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Mind you p's and q's....

Can't be bothered to google - so anyone know what the p and q stands for? Obviously it's something to do with manners & all that jazz. I've just used the expression in zzxxee's post below, then...
08:13 Thu 01st Jul 201013 answers, last by bigfoot3000 09:27 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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Never a true-er word said in jest.....

Bugger. I made a joke last week, involving my grazed cut knees, saying "Worst things happen at sea...". People took a sharp intake of breath. Wasn't probably the best phrase to come out with...
06:35 Thu 01st Jul 201040 answers, last by mccfluff 10:16 Thu 01st Jul 2010
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I beg your pardon....

... I never promised you a rose garden. What have you never promised to anyone?...
14:13 Wed 30th Jun 201012 answers, last by steg 15:39 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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Can anyone help Swedeheart over in DIY?

he wants to know how to make his ring smaller. His finger ring. I thought Vibra in particular may have some suggestions.....?...
14:03 Wed 30th Jun 201035 answers, last by rowanwitch 18:57 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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Miranda.

Repeats started on BBC2. Ok, this should be in tv - but what the heck, I'm feeling rebellious today. Anyone watch it? Anyone love it as much as I do? She is just so funny - and reminds me of me,...
13:15 Wed 30th Jun 20108 answers, last by mccfluff 13:53 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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When meeting a close friend or acquaintance...

... do you air kiss (mwah mwah), kiss on one cheek (facial), kiss both cheeks (facial), kiss ass (buttocks), slip a crafty tongue in their mouth, shake their hand, do a high-five or just say hello you...
12:52 Wed 30th Jun 201085 answers, last by mccfluff 15:09 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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Elvis advises: A Little Less Conversation.

Quiet here today. Boredom? Hot & bothered? Footballe'd out? Watching tennis? In the garden? Actually working for a change? (Me - the latter)....
12:24 Wed 30th Jun 201062 answers, last by sallabananas 13:09 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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Where does the expression "Teach Granny to suck eggs" originate?

Ta x
14:56 Tue 29th Jun 20105 answers, last by piggynose 19:08 Wed 30th Jun 2010
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What can get oil (olive) off an emulsioned wall?

Don't ask why..... it just is !
12:52 Mon 28th Jun 20106 answers, last by sallabananas 14:34 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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Miley Cyrus.....

Mad as a box of frogs and I've never heard anyone talk so much without a breath in between sentences. However, I think she's great in an endearingly annoying sort of way (a bit like Mollykins - sorry...
12:10 Mon 28th Jun 20104 answers, last by joggerjayne 19:36 Mon 28th Jun 2010
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I'm gonna get myself a vulva zala...

and blow blow blow..... I'm not a footy fan, but I'll be cheering them on sunday. Sun, bbq, national pride etc. Even the BF's gonna cheer them on - & he's of The Welsh Breed....
06:55 Fri 25th Jun 201024 answers, last by mccfluff 10:07 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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Aren't livers great?

When you think of all the toxins we pour into it day after day - fats, alcohol (in my case anyway). And every day it works overtime flushing them out. It does all that synthesisis thingy, is not...
06:54 Fri 25th Jun 201014 answers, last by trionam 10:00 Fri 25th Jun 2010
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Sanitary towels make great substitute bandages.

Ok, so you have to hold them on with sellotape, and it makes walking (limping) a bit cumbersome, but it saved me bleeding all over the sheets last night. I am very good at improvisation. ;-) Note to...
08:37 Thu 24th Jun 201027 answers, last by mccfluff 09:05 Thu 24th Jun 2010
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Ladies' Lips.....

What do you use? Vaseline, Nivea, Burt's Bees, Kiehl's - or do you have another secret weapon? I find they get so dry in the extremes of season.
13:21 Tue 22nd Jun 201029 answers, last by joggerjayne 15:44 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Picture this...

Someone has packed your bags - all the essentials. You can take up to 4 people with you. You have 10 minutes in which to decide wherever in the whole world you can fly to for a month's holiday. If you...
12:47 Tue 22nd Jun 201037 answers, last by sallabananas 14:34 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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(Lady) Antebellum.

Have just bought their CD on the strength of "Need You Now". It's great. Did you know that Antebellum is Latin for 'Before The War'? Just a useless but interesting piece of informational...
10:20 Tue 22nd Jun 201010 answers, last by sallabananas 11:58 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Vigra: what the hell is your new avatar all about?!!!!

is that YOU ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:32 Tue 22nd Jun 201030 answers, last by vibrasphere 14:10 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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Wouldn't it more interesting to have ....

a Budgie Day instead of a Budget Day? Yes? No? Well, the result would be tweeter and far few less feathers would be ruffled. (I'll get me coat >>>>>>>>)...
06:59 Tue 22nd Jun 201012 answers, last by sallabananas 07:45 Tue 22nd Jun 2010

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