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Up and down like a ***'s drawers....

I've just used that expression, and my colleagues are cracking up. Have none of you ever heard that before or did I make it up?
11:33 Thu 27th May 201011 answers, last by askyourgran 20:37 Thu 27th May 2010
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Adage for Today....

Only the stupid forget but not forgive.... Whereas the wise forgive but don't forget.... Hey - I'm a Wise One....
09:47 Thu 27th May 201012 answers, last by joeluke 11:08 Thu 27th May 2010
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The truth about marriage....

Men think their wives will never change - but they do. Women hope their husbands will change - but they don't....
08:07 Thu 27th May 201024 answers, last by LoftyLottie 13:07 Thu 27th May 2010
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Trapped a part of my stomach in my secateurs last night...

Ouch. Bizarre accident No. 35(a). I've had some stupid accidents in the past - too many to mention or to even remember, but this has to count amongst the top 5 for unimaginable events. What's the...
07:30 Thu 27th May 201067 answers, last by Hopey79 11:10 Thu 27th May 2010
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Gorillas to replace U2?

Well, I know Bono has looked a bit ape-like lately, but at least he can sing.....
17:05 Wed 26th May 20105 answers, last by pericat 17:16 Wed 26th May 2010
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Elvis has left the building....

Yes ladies, Keith has gone. Forever. Do you think it might have been something I said? ;-)
16:26 Wed 26th May 201016 answers, last by sallabananas 16:52 Wed 26th May 2010
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Guess the sitcom....

"The Pope has a really cool mate - an albino monk who wears barbed wire pants". "When you're drunk, your brain waves goodbye to your body, and cos your body is weaker than your brain,...
10:38 Wed 26th May 20106 answers, last by netibiza 13:05 Wed 26th May 2010
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Nepotism and Job Vacancies.

Just imagine for a minute that a vacancy within a firm is only advertised interally, knowing that no internal employees have the right qualifications or experience, and that said vacancy is not...
08:09 Wed 26th May 201014 answers, last by EDDIE51 13:17 Thu 27th May 2010
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Couldn't afford a haircut....

Do you think I should have a fringe? Or just change my name to Cousin It? Or if I took my shades off would I see better? (I'm still Carmen Bananas Miranda on my screen, but I'm a little behind.....)...
07:10 Wed 26th May 20108 answers, last by sallabananas 07:51 Wed 26th May 2010
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Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow....

... How many of you men would agree? And how plumped up would you require them? And, ideally, how many at night?...
15:19 Tue 25th May 201020 answers, last by redman41 15:43 Tue 25th May 2010
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How long has this been going on......?

13:15 Tue 25th May 20109 answers, last by pericat 14:18 Tue 25th May 2010
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Rose tree leaves...

Through the spring these have grown fantastically - lots of height, bushed out, green leaves, hardly any fly so far. All of a sudden some of the leaves have turned very quickly yellow and drop off...
11:26 Tue 25th May 20105 answers, last by sallabananas 06:48 Wed 26th May 2010
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There are 9 million bicycles in Bejing...

It's a fact, it's a very simple thing. How do they know? Who's counted? What if a few were 'undeclared' or hidden, huh? I estimate there actually 9 million, 6 thousand and 3 bicycles in Bejing....
11:58 Mon 24th May 201014 answers, last by McMouse 12:29 Mon 24th May 2010
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FAO Pericat McFluff and Chuck....

Evil beings, all three of you. And you all know why... My morning started off well - until I saw those vile creatures. Shame on you, hang your heads in it, my weekend has started off screaming.........
07:08 Fri 21st May 201019 answers, last by rinkins 14:22 Fri 21st May 2010
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East Enders bias....

... what a farce. Not saying EE isn't good at times and has it's good actors - Lacey Turner is indeed a little cracker of an actress and the whole Syed/Christian/Masoon gay storyline was fantastically...
07:06 Thu 20th May 201028 answers, last by Netty7 23:17 Sun 23rd May 2010
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What was the name of your 'first one' ?

* lover * alcoholic drink * car...
15:18 Wed 19th May 201082 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:13 Wed 19th May 2010
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What was the first.....

... record you ever bought? I remember 1973 or thereabouts Olivia Newton John's 'Banks of the Ohio' (groan...) and Abba's 'Waterloo'. Both 45's - obviously!...
11:12 Wed 19th May 201036 answers, last by 4getmenot 22:32 Wed 19th May 2010
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FAO Joy-ous Bobbisiox

Wasn't on here yesterday Bobbi - hospital appointment. But I gather from your mwah post, that you had good news regarding your son-in-law? Great. I'm so pleased for you, I know how worried you were. I...
08:11 Wed 19th May 20101 answer, last by Bobbisox 17:00 Wed 19th May 2010
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After all I've said in the past, and on here, about cats....

... had a little old lady neighbour round my house yesterday, looking for her lost Percy, who had been missing for 24 hours. She was scouring the neighbourhood and asking us all to check our garages...
11:54 Mon 17th May 201036 answers, last by carrust 14:42 Mon 17th May 2010
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Worried about the boy..

.. the drama last night on the Beeb about the early days of Boy George. Very well acted by the lead, Douglas Booth is it? I thought it'd be a bit naff - but thoroughly enjoyed it....
08:06 Mon 17th May 201010 answers, last by andy-hughes 23:00 Mon 17th May 2010

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