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Last night I heard my momma singing a song....

Oo-ooh wee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep. She's a game old bird....
09:09 Tue 16th Mar 201013 answers, last by missnemesis 09:52 Tue 16th Mar 2010
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Saturday night... bit of a letdown.

My first saturday on here ever, I imagined flirtation, good humour, maudlin musings and witty banter fuelled perhaps by a glass or two of saturday beverage. So far I've read about a girl who can tie...
23:02 Sat 13th Mar 201038 answers, last by AlBags 15:00 Sun 14th Mar 2010
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I won the lottery last night...

... and I want to hire a gigilo for the weekend. Any takers?
14:44 Thu 11th Mar 201024 answers, last by bobjugs12 15:30 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Calling all you young ones...Life Advice from Bananas.

Live life to the full, love plentifully, laugh heartily. You know why? Tomorrow I go to the funeral of my son's best friend. They have known each other since the age of 4. He was 26 when he died two...
14:00 Thu 11th Mar 201012 answers, last by sallabananas 14:13 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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One for the Girls: Edward or Jacob?

Vampire or Werewolf? Decisions decisions..... Honestly, what a load of twaddle. But absolutely addictive.
13:25 Thu 11th Mar 201022 answers, last by sallabananas 15:00 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Whatever happened to Bobby Crush..?

Anyone know? (Can't be bothered to Wikki it). What a ducky he was eh?!!...
09:35 Thu 11th Mar 20109 answers, last by TTG 11:31 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Calling the right honourable Mr Sqadlet...

.... cooeee - you there?
08:32 Thu 11th Mar 20102 answers, last by sallabananas 10:30 Thu 11th Mar 2010
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Veni Vidi Vici... Bananas Is Back.

Hello peoples xx
08:21 Wed 10th Mar 201038 answers, last by redman41 11:30 Wed 10th Mar 2010
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sqadlet...

Tell you what my good man - it wasn't very nice.... But I cannot praise Papworth highly enough, I will fill you in on the riveting (!) gory details when I return properly. It is very weird to observe...
14:28 Sun 21st Feb 20105 answers, last by smudge 16:42 Mon 22nd Feb 2010
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Sqadlet mon amour....

Adieu, farewell, auf wiedersein, farewell, arrivederci, bye, a hui hou, ciao, and ta-ta for now xx
10:08 Wed 17th Feb 20104 answers, last by tamborine 03:57 Thu 18th Feb 2010
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Ladies & Gentleman I leave you tonight with this....

A Uni Professor was giving a lecture on 'involuntary muscle contractions' to 1st year med students. It was not the most riveting of subjects & most students looked bored & yawning so he...
17:50 Tue 16th Feb 201010 answers, last by pericat 18:03 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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Don't cr@p on your own doorstep...

... you might find it biting you back one day. This has just been quoted to me - do you think they've got the phase a little muddled up? Interesting, if yucky, thought though...!!...
10:41 Tue 16th Feb 201032 answers, last by sallabananas 12:42 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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How do you annoy Lady GaGa?

Poke-er face. Pathetic, but mildly amusing....
08:25 Tue 16th Feb 201010 answers, last by Androcles 10:46 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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She's a gonner 'ere.

Gonorrhea, clap, VD, whatever you want to call it, can hardly lie 'dormant' in a person for over 3 years without any symptoms surely? An acquaintance of mine swears she has not been unfaithful to her...
12:38 Mon 15th Feb 201029 answers, last by sallabananas 16:13 Mon 15th Feb 2010
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Alexander McQueen...

... seemed a really good guy. Talented, modest, not starstruck or limelight-crazed. Loved his mum... How sad. Was he gay does anyone know? Not as though it matters a jot - but my daughter asked, and...
12:08 Fri 12th Feb 201083 answers, last by carrust 14:35 Fri 12th Feb 2010
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Replacement battery for watch.

Didn't know where to post this, just wanted a rant. Have been told that a replacement battery in my watch is going to cost £37 !!!! Extortionate. Am I being conned? And that was from H Samuel -...
08:20 Fri 12th Feb 201018 answers, last by Chickadee 20:24 Fri 12th Feb 2010
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Little Miss...... (fill in the blank)

What do people think of the latest trick of Katie Price/Jordan? Her daughter done up like a child-hooker with false eyelashes, shadow & lippy looking more like one of those American Beauty Queen...
12:55 Thu 11th Feb 201065 answers, last by Mr Veritas 16:29 Thu 11th Feb 2010
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We are Japanese if you please...

We are Japanese if you don't please. This was a parody of the 'We are Siamese if you please' from Lady & The Tramp. But who parodied it and why and where? It's been bugging me all morning cos I...
14:44 Wed 10th Feb 201016 answers, last by lankeela 21:40 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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Who killed Archie?

Can't do poll-type thingys, so you just have to type it and someone will add the votes up at the end and post a result.....
14:26 Wed 10th Feb 201034 answers, last by xstitcher 20:38 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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Unlawful - Illegal.

What is the difference?
12:48 Wed 10th Feb 201025 answers, last by joggerjayne 13:35 Wed 10th Feb 2010

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