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I predict...... we will have weather today. And it won't stop.
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.. My god, she must have one very big toilet.
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I saw it Sunday and thoroughly enjoyed it - you don't have to be a rugby fan to enjoy, understand or be moved by it. It's more about unity between blacks & whites than it is about rugby. I must...
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02 peugeot 307. It's always been a bit wobbly, but now the indicator doesn't go off about 20% of the time, esp when trying to indicate right. This has caused me to have a few horns honked &...
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Has anyone ever peeled a grape? I know how to peel tomatoes easier (plunge them in hot water first,) but grapes? Is there ever a need? Stupid question being as I'm not a grape-lover - unless they're...
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And when do yo u think all this (supposed) male emasculation started on CB? When the Messiah left? Before? After? When did tedium & mundaneness commence? Is it just we women who introduce such...
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Am I the only one who finds Richard Hammond (Top Gear, Morrissons ads....) and Chris Hollins (Strictly, some sports programme....) irritating, annoying, and completely up themselves? RH, since his...
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the FB pic has duly changed - you can now view me topless on the BF's yacht. For your eyes only and for one week only as bashfulness does apply....... xx Just look at those cleats...!...
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It's been 9 days now since I was 'flashed' by one of those sneaky vile speed trap w@nking ANPR vans doing 69 in a 60. No fine has dropped through the letter box as yet. Someone said they have 28 days...
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Clue: the same Man who can take the sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it in chocolate & make a miracle or two. He can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun and make a lemon...
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Surely the plural of enema should be enemae? Or enemi? Isn't the English language full of anomalies? Or am I just full of sh1te? (Maybe I need an enema?) Just a random thought....
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What an unusual name. Every time I hear it though, I think of Jimmy Clitheroe on the tv when I was a (very young) kid. Didn't he always used to be dressed as a schoolkid, a bit like Jimmy Krankie?...
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I used to love swiss-kits - can anyone else remember them? To the younger ones among us, they may sound like something JJ would take on her ski-ing trips (suggestions please as to what she would put...
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I've never been able to whistle. No matter how hard I try or purse, all I get is a whooshing sound or a sound like a parrot being strangled. I have no gap between my teeth. I wonder why this is? What...
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Am in pain this morning - the rubber cushions from my lash curlers fell out &, still half asleep, I managed to squash & squeeze my upper eyelid in between the 2 metal grips. Ouch. Why do we...
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I listened to the Susan Boyle album last night (had no choice in the matter). I actually liked 3 or 4 of the tracks. Is there any hope for me? Is there a cure? Or should I just go with the...
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Men: feel free to contribute. If you have one.
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I've never actually seen a bulldog do this, but we've just had someone in our office that's doing a pretty damn good impression thereof. Can't name names, but she's the most miserable moaning...
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... "English Speaking Driver". Apparently it's been banned as racist. How ridiculous. What do you all think?...
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Ha! So what's new?

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