that effeminate scouser ex-of Frankie Goes To Hollywood. He's just been talking on the radio - what an annoying nasally twanging irritating voice he has. Nowt to do with him being gay, or even scouser...
you decide to go on a diet - all you can think about is food.
you decide to become celibate - all you can think of is sex.
Not really a question, just an observation, cos my stomach's rumbling....
Nellie Mae - the name of Zoe Ball & Norman Cook's new little daughter. How sweet - I think this is a lovely name. I used to have an Aunty Nellie, and who 'of a certain generation' can ever forget...
it's always with a sense of shame. I've always been the one to blame, for everything I long to do, no matter when or where or who, has one thing in common too - it's a sin. Do you look back on your...
I've had a condenser dryer for about 5 years now - it's kept in my garage. Towels have always taken a long time to dry - approx 2 hours. However a month ago we moved the tumbler nearer the garage door...
This is what I dreamt last night. I think the Beechams Flu Plus, on top of the ticker tablets must be making the dreams even more weird & vivid. I was at a christening party (my baby; but let's...
Paul O'Grady's just been talking to Fern Britton about his dead pets slot that he features on his own radio programme.... Now, there's something just not right about that. I wish he'd change the...
Just heard on the radio that Teddy Prendergast has died. Mmm, I thought, he's a bit young - a few years younger than I, what a shame. Then I realised I was thinking of Teddy Sheringham. Teddy...
Do you wear them? Winter and/or summer? Any particular favourite style? I was just saying to Jogger Jayne I quite fancy one of those furry ones with the flaps - a la Fergie when she first came to the...
All this acting about with cockatoos and tattooes, I've just had a call from Papworth giving me the date of my operation. I'm not so c0cky now - that's took the wind out of my sails a bit. I need to...
... what design, picture or words would you have? Moi? I'd have a tattoo of Audrey Tatou..... just to see if anyone got the joke. (It'd look a bit stupid & people would think I was a lesbian...
This is unsavoury, but I swear it's true. Last night I dreamt of a cockatoo (ooh - rhymes). No word of a lie folks - last night I dreamt I cr@pped a cockatoo. Not cr@pped on, or cr@pped near, I...
Who is the most beautiful person you know - and why?
Mine is my daughter. Not just because she's beautiful looking, but her nature and her whole being. Love her to bits......
I have a peugeot 307 rapier - just got into work & my rear driving light has blown. Indicator & brake lights ok. this is a real pain in the @ss as I have a long night journey to make tonight....
