No - I'm not vying for the 'bizarrest thread title of the week' - this is leading on from an answer I gave on another thread. As a child I would sneak into the pantry, squeeze the sausagemeat out of a...
Good job not all women think that way, eh lads? Personally I have to, quite regularly, as I get back spasms. And it's not your back you really want the spasms in, is it girls? I don't know why I'm...
For gods's sake, what's to blame just cos she can't help singing love songs? These Americans are too easy to find someone or something to blame. Personally, I blame it all on the nights in Boston. And...
I really fancy the guy - despite the mouse that apparently once lived in his hair, despite the past heroin & booze addiction, despite the seedy h0mo experiences & despite his promiscuity.......
I am very tempted to ask what 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is? (referred to in the offending article mentioned above). But then again - if I did ask such a question, the thread would undoubtedly turn very...
Just listening to this on local radio. I love this song.... Keith is looking aghast at my hip movements, but I just don't care today... What were you doing in late December 1963 - those of you who...
Sqad is "in a mischievous mood". Oh Goody... Come on my little sqadlet - let's give our public a good showing. Full-blown smut will have to wait until 10 a.m. at the very earliest - but we...
In this season of goodwill, good tidings and (if you're lucky..) good liqueur - what sort of a 'drunk' are you? Loud, rude, funny, morbid, aggressive, obnoxious, giggly?
Has anyone seen that after-the-watershed (thankfully - little kiddlewinkles would be scarred for life) advert where a bloke stands his kitchen and coughs up a rat? It's supposed to warn people that...
Animals & Nature has a thread at the moment entitled "Ferret advice needed..." Apparently some poor ferret "has poo'ed twice normally, but can't get a lot passed (sic) his...
... and I have to say the one that's made me laugh out loudest was the question "Is it bad etiquette to take sex toys with you on a 2nd date...?" Priceless. What's your best question of the...
(Or even an aunty-climax come to that... Urgh.) So disappointing and you feel like a balloon that's been let down verrrrry verrry slowly. Rather than that riproaring farting sound & it flying away...
Wish me luck... especially with the relatives which is a far more scarier prospect than an MRI scan. I've already met the sister (think Christine Hamilton) & she's ok once she's p1ssed... but...
