My son has dejected me twice in the past as a FB friend because of embarrassing (so he thinks) comments on his public 'wall'. The last rejection was 3 months ago because I called him Daniel Spaniel -...
Lil, unusually dishevelled & distressed, rushses up to the Skeggy Lifeguard shouting "There's a dead dog over there with its legs cut off". Lifeguardman strode towards the spot where the...
She Who Could Easily Be Christine Hamilton's doppelganger - both in looks and personality (it's gotta be better than Edwina Currie or, God Forbid, Cherie Blair....) Now the old bird aint that bad once...
Does one exist? Can't see it myself. Surely you can't make a chocolate mousse without using butter and/or cream? My BF has a dairy intolerance (not allergy - he's ok with chocolate funnily enough). He...
... over in 'beauty' is a poor girl who "after one alcoholic beverage, my cheeks seem to explode".
Maybe my mate Lil comes on here herself after all.....?!!...
There we are, sat in a very posh expensive restaurant waiting to be shown to our table. There are about 12 of us in our group and the restaurant is very full. It is my daughter's 21st birthday....
This is a most distasteful story, far worse than the suspected-Herpes incident, but I am being FORCED, I repeat forced, to spill.... (With apologies to Lil.) She had a very nasty gastroenteritis-type...
I read at the weekend that apparently Cherie Wide-Mouthed-Frog Blair has had to delay her move into her latest mansion because it's infested with old bats....
Oh, the delicious irony......
She can't see it properly in the mirror, no matter what angle. It feels HUGE. It needs getting rid of pronto. But, all the docs she could possibly consult, she knows personally or works with. Still -...
I know all there is to know about the Shaving Game. I promised this story on Friday to Rinks, Fluffy & Ummm... so here goes. Just imagine there was once a girl who was all excited cos she had an...
.. for smirking & having to hold back a girly giggle because in a staff discussion someone said "the nub of the matter". I can't help it, but when I hear the word 'nub', I think of...
Did you know that's where the word 'stroppy' came from? I never really thought about it until today. And it always reminds me of Hilda Baker - she of the pickle factory and "she knows...
... one of those on my back where, whichever angle I put my hand, I can't quite reach it either from the top down or the side in, or upwards. I need Keith - where's he when I need him? (the caribbean...
It is still a sci-fi sit-com about shenanigans aboard a spaceship.. but this time it takes place in the on-board operating theatre rather than the lavatory. And Captain Paddy is Irish (bet that was...
I think she's just great. Ditzy though clever, attractive but not too beautiful, funny but not up herself, self-depracating but not pathetically so. Add to that; clumsy, unsure.... No- I'm not 'on the...
Have you ever had a bizarre encounter with an ex & a present spouse or boy/girlfriend? Last Christmas my to-be-ex-husband came round to my house to deliver pressies (we're still 'amicable'). My BF...
I'm bored. I think I'm going to write a sit-com based on scientific shenanigans in the lavatory of a spaceship. Do you think the above is a good title? Do you think the BBC would put it into...
