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Guess the soap character who said:

"I have no intention of going face down - spotty or otherwise". And what was (s)he referring to?...
08:07 Fri 23rd Oct 20095 answers, last by craft1948 12:22 Fri 23rd Oct 2009
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Vibra and I are going to Flounce together...

... anyone want to join in. A good flounce does wonders for the spirit - look at Dick Emery....
11:42 Mon 19th Oct 200913 answers, last by mccfluff 12:02 Mon 19th Oct 2009
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I've just been told by a Doctor that I have a wry neck...

I replied "Oh good - that matches my sense of humour then". She didn't laugh. Well, what would you have said?...
10:04 Fri 16th Oct 200923 answers, last by jake-the-peg 11:49 Fri 16th Oct 2009
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A patient has just told me he has a superior notch.

I said "Where's that then - on your bedpost? What makes you so special?" God, I can't stand people who brag... Well, what would you have said?...
09:58 Fri 16th Oct 20098 answers, last by sallabananas 10:31 Fri 16th Oct 2009
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Base of the brain ache...

No seriously - I can't really call it neckache, as the site of the pain is actually the base of my skull off to one side - just where the cerebellum ends. I can hardly move my neck to the side or my...
07:52 Fri 16th Oct 200920 answers, last by sallabananas 09:27 Fri 16th Oct 2009
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Globus Hystericus versus Globe Artichoke.

What's the difference? Please discuss. Best answer gets to see my t1ts....
15:57 Thu 15th Oct 200956 answers, last by rinkins 19:53 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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I've just seen a patient whose had a Silent M.I.

I said; "Wow - you did well not making any fuss or crying out". Well, what would you have said?...
13:45 Thu 15th Oct 200916 answers, last by jackthehat 15:25 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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Can I just say that these rumours about me are all untrue...

13:11 Thu 15th Oct 200933 answers, last by NoMercy 13:54 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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I've just seen a patient with a very angry wound...

I said to it "There's no need to shout at me". Well, what would you have said?...
12:08 Thu 15th Oct 20093 answers, last by sallabananas 12:46 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum....

I've been singing (well, droning) this all morning. Is it Madness?...
08:36 Thu 15th Oct 20097 answers, last by vibrasphere 09:08 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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Headache, neckache, sneezing, tired, bunged up, feeling hungover.

Yup - flu vaccination time again...
07:28 Thu 15th Oct 200913 answers, last by bigmamma 09:56 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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Shakespeare Song - the 80's - who the devil sang it?

Lyrics include: "Some like the sun - in Stratford-on-Avon" "To be or not to be your lover, in hardback & in papercover. To be or not to be are we.....It's as you like it you...
15:13 Wed 14th Oct 20097 answers, last by sallabananas 15:28 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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It's Elvis Afternoon...

I am bored this afternoon so am entertaining Keith with a medley of Elvis ballads. I had to explain that The Wonder Of You was not actually about him and that Suspicious Minds in this sort of work...
14:17 Wed 14th Oct 200935 answers, last by Charisse2 17:57 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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Joan Collins - Glamming it up in Glamorgan

(well, somewhere in Wales). Watched it last night - yes, this should be in TV but what the hell. What a game old bird. I loved the expressions on her face when seeing all those tattooes, muffin tops...
13:50 Wed 14th Oct 200915 answers, last by DEN53 15:17 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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If you could completely change career, to whatever you wanted...

... what would you choose? (I would be a Surgical Consultant.... ;-)...
11:29 Wed 14th Oct 200959 answers, last by steg 16:46 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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Well, my Pygmy tale went down as well as....

... a midget shopping for trousers in Long Tall Sally. Must Try Harder. :-(...
15:33 Tue 13th Oct 200913 answers, last by pericat 16:43 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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It's no picnic being a pyknic. But it's better than being a pygmy.

Do I really need to explain?
14:21 Tue 13th Oct 200910 answers, last by sallabananas 14:56 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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La Perla or Agent Provacateur undies?

Personally, I am in favour of both.... (but never ever in scarlet or yellow.) Good morning Sqadlet - am eagerly anticipating my little tissue-wrapped parcel of french knicker heaven. x...
07:03 Tue 13th Oct 200951 answers, last by mccfluff 10:27 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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For the attention of Mr lazygun

If you are you-know-who, how can you possibly ignore my heartfelt pleas? I have asked for advice on prostatic massage and mastication - nothing! I will need advice on heart matters as well as matters...
14:19 Thu 08th Oct 200910 answers, last by pericat 14:37 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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I'm having a bit of trouble masticating today...

.. do you think I could be coming down with something? My throats not sore, but my glands are up and something keeps going 'twang' in my cheek. No point asking Mr Sqad cos he's abandoned me. ;-(...
13:57 Thu 08th Oct 200921 answers, last by pericat 14:39 Thu 08th Oct 2009

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