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The Only One Who Ever Loved Me Was The Son of a Preacher Man....

I snogged a son of a preacher once - but has anyone ever been loved by the son of a preacher man, or even been loved (or otherwise) by the preacher himself?
12:29 Thu 08th Oct 200922 answers, last by snags 13:19 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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"They've Ruined Noddy."

That's what a 21 year old colleague has just come out with at tea break. (We don't talk about the weather or the state of the Euro - boring..) What does she mean - any ideas? Has he been forced to...
09:46 Thu 08th Oct 200941 answers, last by TheEqualizer 11:06 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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"Oh Oh Oh Reggie, My Reggie Bosanquet...

Oh Oh Oh Reggie, why did you go away?" One kiss for the first one to remember who Reggie was & what he was famous for. Two kisses for the first one to remember who sang the song, and from...
08:11 Thu 08th Oct 200945 answers, last by jackthehat 12:17 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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Patients. Patience.

.. a world of difference. And a lot of my first lot don't have a lot of the second. Grrrrrrr.... What other same-sounding words with different meanings can you think of? Or is it too early yet to use...
06:43 Thu 08th Oct 200933 answers, last by tonyav 08:49 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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Femidoms.

Can you still buy these? Not as though I want to, or ever have - horrid things. But I haven't heard them mentioned anywhere for a while and they don't stock them in Tesco's. anyone know?...
15:05 Wed 07th Oct 20094 answers, last by Zacsmaster 15:20 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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Sqad - where the bl00dy hell are you....

... I want your opinion and thoughts on prostatic massage. Love, your Little Ever Ready Battery Sally Bananas xxx...
13:37 Wed 07th Oct 200968 answers, last by craft1948 17:58 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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The things you can get on the NHS these days....

I have just referred a fella for prostatic massage to our local hospital. I thought there were special 'parlours' and 'salons' for that sort of thing where the men had to fork out of their own...
13:09 Wed 07th Oct 200924 answers, last by mccfluff 14:28 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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Who would you sleep with if you really really had to....

Ladies: Gordon Brown or Lembit Opik? Gents: Jo Brand or Anne Widdecombe?...
11:52 Wed 07th Oct 200980 answers, last by rinkins 14:11 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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Variation on a theme....

Another game. 1) We give our christian name initial and others (who genuinely don't know) have a guess what it is. 2) Then you have to give a description of that person beginning with the same...
08:58 Wed 07th Oct 2009171 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:48 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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Anyone here now?

I am so alone. Is the rest of the world still in bed?
05:58 Wed 07th Oct 200934 answers, last by bigmamma 10:21 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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A Tuesday Story... contributions please.

I'll start: "There's more to this than meets the Jap's eye" said Sargeant Kanishiro. "Aye" said Doug his Lancashire sidekick. "There is indeedy"....
11:26 Tue 06th Oct 200946 answers, last by sallabananas 12:21 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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Vaginal Dryness.

I wrote a few weeks ago on behalf of a colleague who was c/o vaginal dryness - a pre-menopausal lady who didn't want to take hormones or use chemicals and was wondering about the efficacy of vitamin e...
10:13 Tue 06th Oct 200919 answers, last by tamborine 16:38 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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A Young Man's Flow...

Another thing that occurred to me last night in my half-consciousness is that don't young men have a strong loud vigorous stream when wee'ing? I thought that cos my daughter's boyfriend stayed the...
09:24 Tue 06th Oct 200915 answers, last by sallabananas 10:02 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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Swine Flu - A Personal Dilemma

A close work colleague has just gone off with swine flu... my daughter is just going off to Inverness for a week... I am getting myself stocked up with bottled water & Beechams & Nurofen &...
07:04 Tue 06th Oct 200918 answers, last by vibrasphere 09:45 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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Further Nocturnal Ruminations...

Once again, I tossed & turned between 2 a.m. & 3.a.m. Last night's random thoughts included: 1) Aren't forked tongues weird? It's a bit like having a camel toe in your mouth.... Do people who...
06:12 Tue 06th Oct 200912 answers, last by tonyav 08:53 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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Random thoughts in the night....

... Isn't it funny & strange what random thoughts pop into your mind when you're in that halfway state of sleep & consciousness? For instance, I tossed & turned between 4 & 5 o'clock...
07:48 Mon 05th Oct 200911 answers, last by NoMercy 11:18 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways...

Loggy asked me in a previous thread what I meant by loving someone ("sort-of"). What I meant in that particular instant is that I love a guy, but am not "in love" with him. There...
10:49 Thu 01st Oct 200912 answers, last by sallabananas 11:51 Thu 01st Oct 2009
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Plaid Cymru: His latest 'crackers'.

Lines of the last week include: "I'm not going to see Billy Elliott - he's a puff. How about going to Priscilla: Queen of the Desert?" "My gonads are suffering indomitably - you should...
08:16 Thu 01st Oct 20098 answers, last by sallabananas 09:00 Thu 01st Oct 2009
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I've gone back in time...

... logged on this morning and was very disconcerted (& a bit upset really) to see a post from Whiffey... kept on looking and it all got weirder and weirder... Am I in some sort of Twilight Zone?...
06:11 Thu 24th Sep 200912 answers, last by pericat 07:01 Thu 24th Sep 2009
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Arm - are you there?

Or is it all just 'armless around 'ere ??
16:15 Mon 21st Sep 20094 answers, last by sallabananas 16:17 Mon 21st Sep 2009

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