... why is it that, with my headphones in, I can't smell Keith's feet today? But, if I take them off, I get the full pungent pecorino aroma. Is it all to do with concentration & awareness?
When told in last night's episode that in years to come he & his mates would be asking for a Back, Sac & Crack - he pipes up "Wassat then? A new type of Yuppie Rice Krispie?"
re your earlier question: I have just sent Bm a personal message, saying you were asking after her, missing her & wondering how she was getting on. If she is comfortable me giving you an update on...
My FB pic is presently a orang utan in a rastafarian hat accompanied by the byline "Work? Or Reggae". From all the replies I've had - reggae seems to be the most popular choice by far. But I've had to...
... for fear of a mass exodus from the intelligentsia on this board. But - do you think there really is the demand out there for lady gardeners? Same as, say, lady plumbers, lady electricians.........
Girls - are you of that 'certain age' where your private girlie parts were referred to as a 'Lady Garden'? (Mine weren't but that's by the by). I followed a van to work today with the logo "Lady...
Being the tightwad skinflint that I am - I have a car on my driveway that is going for scrap. It has almost two-thirds of a tank of petrol in it. I would like to siphon this petrol off to put in my...
I haven't done any for a while, but here's a few gems. Well, they amuse me anyway.... "That knob could do with a wipe" (Norris) "How on earth did you know the size of her ring?" (Emily) "Pricking...
I haven't done any for a while, but here's a few gems. Well, they amuse me anyway.... "That knob could do with a wipe" (Norris) "How on earth did you know the size of her ring?" (Emily) "Pricking...
1. Should I buy an Argos kneeling stool? 2. If I do - will it come in handy for other things, in addition to gardening? 3. Just what is Rinkins' middle (welsh) name? 4. Does anyone know whether Amy...
Can anyone tell me what happened in the last episode? Did Esther get it on with that luscious vicar Jake? Please tell me she didn;t have her selfish prat of a husband back? Have the scriptwriters left...
... If you had a boat, yacht, narrowboat, whatever... what would you call it? And why? I'd have a cornish shrimper & name it 'Salty Bill' after my dad.
.. when the sailing's done & I don't want to join the Posers(!) - and all I want to do is get rat-@rsed & people-watch on deck - I like to try & guess what the boat owners are like according to what...
... thinks that football is really really boring? In fact, most sports are boring. I don't mind (watching) the odd game of rugby, the odd sprint in the olympics or an exciting wimbledon match. Other...
In the remake of the film The Dambusters, the name of Guy Gibson's mascot dog has had to have a name change. They are not allowed to call him 'Nig ger' - instead they have to call him Nidge....