... Off for a sailing weekend tomorrow. The first of the year (well, I don't count the Isli of Wiggetti at New Year cos that was just a drunken sea-crawl & a below-deck book-fest while Cap'n did all...
... but hate to admit this. Mine is The Mavericks 'Let's Dance The Night Away'. Sorry - but I hear this & I just have to make a complete ass of myself on the dancefloor. The rhythm is gonna get you......
.. to get an attack of uncontrollable giggles. I attended a Management Course yesterday (groan..moan..boring.. but the lunch was good; roast pork dinner, but no stuffing or apple sauce so only 7/10)....
(although the term ' personality' is a bit of a misnomer) - is really getting on my nerves. It's just one bleedin wind-up. Does anyone actually think it's funny now that it's happening all the...
I have not posted this question to deliberately provoke racist comments or suchlike, but I have just tried to get a patient an NHS appnt, specifically with a female gynaecologist at her request. She...
.... I hear words I never heard in the bible. I love this one. And Late in the Evening also. They both get me going..musically. Which of S&G's more up-tempo songs are you a fan of?
(Becky to Steve after being caught with her pants down after their non-marriage). This made me titter, & made me wonder (cos I have a strange inquisitive mind) - how far into a relationship are you...
She goes in & out & in & out. Who? When this song first came out (I was about 13) I thought it was really rude. Squeezebox = slang for ladies inner parts, so me was told. Was this a phallusy?! I don't...
I ate a full can of Eazyonions last night with my chipolatas. Yes I know that's just plain laziness, but it's convenient & saves my eyes watering. Only 67p a can. But, by golly wow, have I got after...
...I've just received an e-mail inviting me to attend a course on Suicide Skills Training. What???!!! Are they trying to tell me something? Am I so unwanted? Do we really need a course on this - isn't...
I couldn't sleep last night. For some bizarre reason it suddenly entered my head that I didn't know what the real name is in EastEnders of the character Minty. It matters not a jot, but I have to ask...
... the 'what turns you on?' thread. I've just thought of another one... Gone! I hope it wasn't anything I said - I deliberately kept my answers clean(ish).
I've just received a CV from a 19 year old lass for an admin role at our place. She describes herself as "bubbly friendly personality - I always come with a smile". Bless her. She will go far with...
... I have an allergy to wasp stings - which could kill me. I had a bad frightening experience with an earwig crawling in my mouth (don't ask...) as a child, and yet it is spiders that I am frightened...
... doesn't mean you will, but I did. I actually met a very nice lady who introduced herself as (truly) Diana Rear (or Rhea, Rea.. not really sure). It didn't click with me at first why she insisted...
"If she falls off that roof & cracks her head - that doesn't count as marriage" (Blanche). Dale-ism: "The only thing that interests you is LSD" "I don't touch drugs. Not since that time my head...
My beloved dad has just been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Now I do have more than a smattering of medical knowledge, so i know not to panic (he is 80 next week, so it's not an unexpected or unusual...