Gents - would you rather your wife be a) beautiful (but a bit dim) b) funny (but a bit ugly) c) sexy (but nasty) d) intelligent (but built like a brick sh*thouse) Ladies - which would you rather be...
Before I started practising snogging on them, I used to get great comfort by rubbing the edge of a really soft pillowcase whilst sucking my thumb at the same time. The thumb was always the right one -...
(mainly for the ladies) - when you were younger, say around the teenage years, did you used to practice kissing techniques on your pillow in bed at night? My pillow, in its heyday, was David Essex,...
Honey Nut Loops. As opposed to, say, Crunchie Nut Clusters. Sounds a strange question, but I want to get away from all the smut, innuendo and animal cruelty discussions I have been having this morning...
When my son was born he was bought a girl & boy duo of teddies. His father & I named them Gertie Gusset & Harold Stinkyfinger. Some found this weird. Especially the Gertie Gusset one. He's 26 next...
saying the name 'Edward Woodward' ? It just rolls off the tongue. Edward Wood would,,, or.. Ed Wood Wood Wood I wish I had married Edward Woodward just so I could keep saying his name... But I...
In spring next year I have been offered my boyfriend's car when he buys a new one. Its a 'V' reg'd volkswagen passat - very nice condition & has been looked after - however by that time it will have...
....or are there others out there who get really irritated at bad spelling? This board seems to be notorious for it. When I see something spelt incorrectly I just ITCH to correct it. Is it a...
JRM. OMG. Sex on legs in the Rudors (sorry, the Tudors). But in August Rush he was just delectable. I think I want to marry him, definitely bed him. Technically I am just... if I was a teenage...
The guarantee runs out on my Wharfdale cd/radio on sunday - I need to get it out to get it to argos for a refund. How do I get the damn thing out if I don't have the key or implement used to instal...
I don't read the tabloid press (! - get me). What's all this about Jen n Dale not being a couple any more? Dale announced it to Davina on the last BB show. Don't say it was all for the publicity/money...