Just doing some research - anybody a LMH graduate here or does anybody have an idea how many folk the Chapel can take in for a service? Thanks in advance
Two rabbits and a hedgehog standing on the roadside. The Hedgehog says I'm too scared to cross cos I'll get splattered! Rabbit one says naaa, all you have to do is walk into the road, wait for a... ...
A White Horse walks into the White Horse Inn near Uffington. "A pint of your finest ale, my man." Without batting an eyelid, the Publican pours the pint and asks the White Horse, "Do you know that...
Yet to be proven in the courts but some hope that it comes off - I count a total of 15 states involved in some degree. If the judgement is made about the 14th Amendment, will the others follow? No...
Cooking disasters? - be honest! Just had one and more fool me for thinking I would go elaborate after a day of visiting the Mater, handling her tax with my sister and delivering the proforma to her...
BBC News 6pm
no sperm, no eggs, no uterus - Why Why Why.
Add in AI and really a rather horrendous concept for the future of mankind.
Ought to be banned - your views?...
Are we surprised? Are Brummies really spendthrifts or practising being scroge in not paying their rates and other taxes? Corruption perhaps? send them white flags and 1st aid packs - and they could...
according to the BBC Saturday Kitchen. Time for the jokes then? What do you call someone who searches for chocolate-covered coconut? A Bounty hunter. What’s the difference between one parrot and two?...
A new octochamp in a relative youngster, scoring 939 points over the 8 legs and 130 on the mst one. However did you see him solve that Rubik's Cube in just under 20 seconds blindfolded.....? This...
The Human Cannonball shows up to the circus one day to tell the Ringmaster he's quitting... Upset, the Ringmaster pleads him not to leave; "Please, don't go!" he says, "Where will I ever find another...
A circus is holding auditions and a 91 year old man shows up. "What do you do?" asks the ringmaster. "I bend over backwards," says the man, "and pick up a handkerchief off the floor with my teeth."...
"I went to the annual Devon Dickens Fair in Exeter, and now my wife wants a divorce." A Cornish man trudges into a bar and slumps down on a stool. "Hey, buddy," the bartender says, "you look pretty...
For beating les Grenouilles today and with a man down for most of the 2nd half.
Now come on England - a new bunch of daffs to take on apparently....
On Prime....
17 years at HM's pleasure and not guilty, extra time for being in 'self-denial'. Unequivocal in the Courts of Justice today. Greater Manchester Police fingered - what questions for them? Poor guy -...
This near-phallic was published in the DT today as part of the Edinburgh Scotch Whisky experience. I'm not surprised but 'Tut'....??? Pleasure north of the border for our lassies?...
https://youtu.be/51aQgIj6Xg0 Lambs and meringues and other 'icons' ok - but really to Ocado have to be tacky and show cocktail sausages with an artist's male model beig drawn. Puts me off my...
Uni Challenge is back on a new set a well as with Amol Rajan hosting. I prefer Jeremy, not because of familiarity, but Anol seriously needs to slow the delivery of his questions down a notch or three....
