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Heffner to marry a 24 year old

Reminds me of an old one: 84 year old marries a 24 year old. He dies and her friends leave a respectable amount of time before asking her, "What was he like?" "Oh very generous and...
17:05 Sun 26th Dec 20101 answer, last by wildwood 02:27 Tue 28th Dec 2010
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Any family punch-ups yet to underpin the title "Boxing Day"

My mother asked me the origins of the name "Boxing Day" I replied that it was the day for stress-outs and family fights. She believed me. Then I gave her the real logic for the name. It does...
13:30 Sun 26th Dec 20103 answers, last by Brinjal 20:31 Sun 26th Dec 2010
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Who manages the Royal Mail for complaints?

I send three parcels to the USA to my daughters over there, age 8 and 12, one week before the RM's suggested deadline. They did not arrive on time, i.e by yesterday. Two disappointed girls and sorry,...
21:38 Sat 25th Dec 201050 answers, last by jules77 22:21 Fri 31st Dec 2010
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The Norfolk Coach Crash

Notwithstanding that there were 9 injuries, no fatalities, why was a coach going around Norfolk on a Christmas 'Tour' today? I can't think of anything nmore redundant than a tour of Norfolk to sample...
19:43 Fri 24th Dec 201014 answers, last by tabathazig 00:15 Tue 28th Dec 2010
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One little last one to finish

27d 4 letters Check on the deer for Santa -e-n Rein? Thanks.......
17:27 Fri 24th Dec 20101 answer, last by SpodoCommodo 17:28 Fri 24th Dec 2010
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Its the across-es geting me today

1a He is, or could be, the provider pf Chrsitmas stockings (6) H----- (hosier?) 4a puts down children's party drinks (8) aqua---- 9a Drink - the Christmas sort? (6) sherry? s----- 29a Often drunk at...
16:58 Fri 24th Dec 20107 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:10 Fri 24th Dec 2010
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Posted this on bit of a daft riddle on Animals......it's fun

FIFTEEN USES FOR A DEAD HAMSTER, TWO DEAD HAMSTERS OR MORE 1. Link two with an unbent coat hanger and you have cheap ear muffs. 2. Use several at the base of a door as a draft-blocker. 3. Stuff a...
18:53 Wed 22nd Dec 20102 answers, last by chrissa1 18:55 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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New Liverpool young "Star" footballer

Roy Hodgson recently flew out to Kabul to see this wonderful young 16 year old star football player. Got him signed up and back to Anfield. His first match was for the 2nds against the United crew. He...
17:11 Wed 22nd Dec 20103 answers, last by squarebear 17:35 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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3.6 Richter Quake hits Cumbria - news today 20-12-10

Apparently it really shook the buildings through the Lake District and down to Preston. Reports are coming in that it is caused £3 million of improvements in Barrow-in-Furness....
16:17 Wed 22nd Dec 20102 answers, last by jno 16:37 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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My last one of two with the DT

Officers to lead British and German forces, 3-5 T--(the?) -r-s- This will then give me the last letter of 22d on understanding greek as poetry primarily (5) and g-a-- many thanks this "apres-midi...
17:19 Sat 18th Dec 20106 answers, last by bibblebub 17:33 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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DT American Indian village clue

Got 22d wrong (thought initially indigo) penny turniong blue at old American Indian village (6) -u-b?-o - this would put 26 a at adorable.... Thanks...
15:16 Sat 11th Dec 20105 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 15:20 Sat 11th Dec 2010
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DT Last 2

24a turn pale with certain enjoyment (8) -(l?)-a-(n)-e 26a fit lady who is very attractive (8) -(d)-r-(i)-e (could be adorable? but then I would have 22d wrong...
15:05 Sat 11th Dec 20102 answers, last by douglas9401 15:14 Sat 11th Dec 2010
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DT Cryptiv

10a Depression thus comes to fellow - one with a drink problem....(10) - have a suspicion on this one! 12 a Sport needing line laid down by an instrument ( 7) (fishing?) 15d That woman in ancient city...
18:36 Fri 10th Dec 20109 answers, last by TheWinner 19:39 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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Golf Course or.....

4 long time golf friends out for a game. The first one on to the tee says "I can't afford to carry on playing - it's not the green fees or the lost golf balls; every time I play I have to buy a...
13:40 Fri 10th Dec 20101 answer, last by Groupie 20:23 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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Airline limits of passenger carry-on liquids.

My sis is off to France (from Bristol airport on Easy or Ryan) this weekend with her partner - it is his birthday. He has a weakness for those choccies with liqueurs in them. They travel carry on -...
17:14 Wed 08th Dec 20104 answers, last by Bambiagain 17:26 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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The Concorde crash thread

I responded to this thread with a very old black-humour joke about the Air France captain and his German passengers. Gromit responded that this was sick as "most of the passengers were...
14:33 Tue 07th Dec 20102 answers, last by ChuckFickens 14:47 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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DT Cryptic clues

1a Noted part-player on stage (5-6) -----/--n--- 8d They stay well away from work (11) could be -a-a---r-rs (not sure about the two 'a's 3d Skinhead breaks rules, drops out (7) Many thanks.........
18:37 Mon 06th Dec 20102 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:43 Mon 06th Dec 2010
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Old joke about Boobs

following another thread on this 'educated' subject... Guy goes to the doctor...... "Doctor, I have a fixation on big boobs" "Well, let's explore this.." Doc pulls out a table...
21:39 Sat 04th Dec 20102 answers, last by wildwood 03:29 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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Google Cameras - Thieves use Google to find lead on church roof

I am sure the subject of Google and its invasive techniques, photographing all our houses, businesses and 'institutions', has probably come up here before. I think that the following article in the DT...
20:36 Sat 04th Dec 201011 answers, last by Gromit 14:57 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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DT 26415

1a Copper with spirit gets position in church (6) --r-c- (kirsch?) 13a Ina month forces' sweetheart will get ham (7) o-e-a-- 15a I engaged in rewriting my Donpe and Keats work (8) e-d-m-o- Thanks in...
15:15 Sat 04th Dec 20109 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 16:15 Sat 04th Dec 2010

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