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Last one for tonight re Bernie but the last is the best...

Bernard Matthews' family have denied rumours that they are going to have him stuffed, instead of interred or cremated, "As that would be completely tasteless". Depends what flavour stuffing...
21:10 Fri 03rd Dec 20101 answer, last by NazNomad 23:28 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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One more Bernie

The maggots announced their biggest Xmas ever. Bernard Matthews for dinner....
21:03 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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More Bootiful Bernie stories

Bernard Matthews' family is said to devastated after reading the will. He only left a poultry amount. ______ Thank god I wont have to put up with all these Bernard Matthews jokes and *** puns. I'm off...
20:52 Fri 03rd Dec 20101 answer, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:58 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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How Sensitive - BBC2 Hairy Bikers cooking Pork

My goodness me, the diversity police need to be out at Aunty Beeb For some strange reason, largely the cold rain outside, I have the Hairy Bikers on the googgle box (I can't stand that dreadful Anne...
17:52 Fri 03rd Dec 20107 answers, last by EDDIE51 18:56 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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DT 26414

12a While a pet hen possibly needs tim, this creature would be too extravagant a possession (5-8) --i--/---P---T 1a An old cleric accepts extra money from the other side of the world (10) ----P-----...
17:15 Fri 03rd Dec 20104 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:21 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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the AB system - anyway to change which message we land on in a thread?

Is there any trick to put into the system somewhere to take you to the last message of the thread, rather than the first message? Especially usueful if you are bouncing between threads..... Thx in...
19:20 Wed 01st Dec 20108 answers, last by boxtops 19:38 Wed 01st Dec 2010
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For my Mother....Are Rover 25s front wheel drive

Thats the question - the model is 25 1xl
10:08 Wed 01st Dec 20106 answers, last by wilkesneil 18:49 Wed 01st Dec 2010
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Just posted this on the thread "Sex for Pleasure"

thought I would share this one I have just posted: Lots of animals and birds enjoy pleasurable sex...for example: Duck goes into the bar and asks for a pint. Barman says -"Well you have paid,...
20:42 Tue 30th Nov 20102 answers, last by marval 22:28 Tue 30th Nov 2010
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DT 26409

15d Odds on Leonard with sudden brilliance (9) --t-n-o-r 15a Sportsman on half pay (4-3) --m-/p-- Is 9d Drab......loomy linesman on the way up -r-b Thanks..........
12:35 Sat 27th Nov 20104 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 12:40 Sat 27th Nov 2010
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One of my recent favourites

This one got a bipolar friend of mine, who has been sectioned a few times, laughing. Two llons in the Institution. One says to the other, "Is the clock on the wall right?" Other, "Yes,...
18:50 Fri 26th Nov 20102 answers, last by docspock 18:51 Fri 26th Nov 2010
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Anybody used an ION PC 2 SD for old photos etc etc

Has anybody got one of these and any opinion on it. Is it MAC compat - my sis is thinking of getting her partner one....... Thanks...
17:10 Fri 26th Nov 20105 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:55 Sun 28th Nov 2010
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DT Cryptic....

18a Recalls son chasing dog with no tale (9) R-T------ 23a Badly alarmed to find broke stones in the street (4-5) ----/--t-l 24a Dramatic scene created by a unionist attached to a board (7) starting...
17:05 Wed 24th Nov 20107 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:10 Wed 24th Nov 2010
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DT 26405

15a Abandon film seen in seddy joint 8 -----s-- 25a Talk foolishly about four shunning publicity (7) ----a-- 6d Source of information allowed to enter western ground (10) N---L----- Many thanks in...
14:50 Tue 23rd Nov 20103 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 14:53 Tue 23rd Nov 2010
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DocSpock is back!!!!! What about PussnBoots

Welcome back - any news you can shed on what happened from your end.....?
16:45 Mon 22nd Nov 201016 answers, last by docspock 17:09 Mon 22nd Nov 2010
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DT Cryptic last check

2d Female in a volunteer force is a goddess Is it Athene or Athena - A-h-n- and the last letter doesnt hang off/onto another line. Thanks...
16:09 Sat 20th Nov 20104 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 16:11 Sat 20th Nov 2010
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DT Prize last one

Last one - 19d is it Hot Line or Wire? Me thinks the former. The Hot is right with 18a being Chas for Charlie tolerates alternative form of his name Top level communication is something selling well...
11:35 Sat 20th Nov 20107 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 11:38 Sat 20th Nov 2010
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DT 26402

4a Exclusive miss entering diplomatic corps (6) 23a Only Conservative docrine thats seen as a mistake (8) s-----s- 18d Support friend without running the risk of prosecution (7) Lap?---- 25a Sound of...
19:31 Fri 19th Nov 20105 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:51 Fri 19th Nov 2010
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Dereham, Norfolk, to get a new vicar

I have just seen that the parish of Dereham, Norfolk, and under the diocese of Norwich, is to get a new Italian Vicar. He is to be known locally as "Pasta"...
17:35 Fri 19th Nov 20102 answers, last by Avatar 12:58 Mon 22nd Nov 2010
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Waterboarding thread

There is rather a tedious but acrimomnious exchange that has broken out on this thread - suggest you have a look at it and take appropriate action. It is a little bit of acid and alkali at each other,...
22:14 Fri 12th Nov 201014 answers, last by ludwig 12:46 Mon 15th Nov 2010
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DT 26395 Last Clue

Stuck on this one: 19d Decked an odder type 7 N?---n-d Many thanks...
13:42 Thu 11th Nov 20102 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 13:45 Thu 11th Nov 2010

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