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Could it be magic?

Magician David Blaine was gutted yesterday, when he found out his record of 44 days of doing fcuk all in a box was smashed..... by over six months by Newcastle United's Michael Owen.
10:32 Sat 08th Mar 2008
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Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Saw a trailer for this and it starts on Thursday February 21st on Virgin 1. The trailer didn't give a time. I think there was a question asked about when this show was starting but I couldn't find it...
22:10 Sat 02nd Feb 20082 answers, last by tonymclark 16:14 Mon 04th Feb 2008
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Breast feeding

A woman is breast feeding her baby when she notices her window cleaner watching the scene. "What do you think you're looking at?" She yells. He says "I'm sorry, but I was bottle fed and I've always...
15:08 Tue 29th Jan 20081 answer, last by anneasquith 23:05 Fri 04th Mar 2011
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A guy goes into a Watchmakers.

The assistant says "Can I help you?" The guy undoes his flies and slaps his willy on the counter. She says "You dirty ******. What do you want?" He says "Put two hands and a face on that!!!!!"
18:25 Sat 04th Aug 20071 answer, last by Avatar 15:07 Thu 09th Aug 2007
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Woodpecker joke (2)

I'm afraid it's about the only clean joke I know. Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a...
21:50 Wed 15th Nov 20061 answer, last by ummmm 10:07 Thu 16th Nov 2006

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